YOUR APOLOGY

Dear Reader,

We would like to sincerely apologize for offending your delicate sensibilities.

Had we exercised better judgment here, we would not have torn away the liberal fantasy world that is the foundation of your delusional existence by demonstrating that illegal aliens are actually in violation of federal immigration laws. Now that you realize that all of your friends are in danger of being deported, you still have the option of buying a plane ticket to Outer Nutbagistan so you can be with them after they are hauled off, however.

It was not our intent to cause you irreversable mental anguish, and we regret very deeply that you are convinced that aliens are sneaking into your house and stealing from the stash of Hostess Twinkies you keep under your bed.

Although it will take years of group therapy to work through the trauma of realizing that the chemical properties your body odor have been commercially marketed as a riot control agent by Haliburton, we would be happy to provide chemical protective gear to members of your support group so they can tolerate your presence until scientists can develop a treatment that can provide you with relief. Please let us know how many gas masks you require.

With our most sincere apologies,
The Staff At Black Velvet Bruce Li

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