Just what Manassas lacks: a Hookah/Dance Hall. The amazing things you find out about Manassas in Myspace…
Apparently this is the big fad lately, where everyone sits around on pillows and smokes out of one of these monster water pipes. Coming to you in Spring ‘07, our little piece of the best of middle eastern culture.
I would have settled for a good Lebanese restaurant. There’s no decent tabouleh or shwarma to be found in Prince William County, but we will have huge water pipes and belly dancing.
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