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This Must Be Al Gore’s Buddy
By Greg L | 4 March 2007 | Humor & Satire | 1 Comment
Sometimes rather strange things end up in my inbox. To wit:
It may at first seem strange to be discussing Carbon and Hydrogen at this particular time when the United States is going full speed ahead toward its self-destruction exactly as preplanned by the International Plutocracy. At this point, 4/5th of US “citizens” have been conditioned to accuse George W. Bush, the famous insane puppet who wants to destroy not only the United States but (ALMOST) the entire world. As I have said many times before, changing puppets NEVER accomplishes anything. It is the puppeteers who, I keep saying, must be eliminated… but they can’t be eliminated ! . . . because they can buy anybody (except me because I am priceless) and they have an important DEPOPULATION AGENDA to fulfill on orders from above… obviously from the International Plutocracy. This is where the Carbon vs Hydrogen puzzle comes in.
OK, this is amusing. How so?
Carbon (C) (atomic number 6) is the central player of organic chemistry: it is part of all organic compounds which are invariably composed of - besides Carbon - Hydrogen (H) and Oxygen (O). They are thus often referred to as CHO. If that was all, it would be acceptable. However, along with CHO there is also a number of other elements, thus forming an infinite number of compounds. Many of these are poisonous… deadly, while some others are necessary to normal life. For instance, ALL animal tissues contain organic matter, which also includes Proteins with Nitrogen (N).
Carbon combines with Oxygen to form CO2 which, though it cannot support life, is one of its least harmful byproducts. It also produces CO which promptly destroys all life. The addition of oxygen to carbon releases energy. Hence the usefulness of OIL which contains a great variety of carbonic compounds. Gradually, over the past hundred years or so, oil has become used in a great number of applications and is now the source of a vast number of products which are used for food (!), construction (plastics), transportation, useless medicines and so on but especially as a source of energy. Carbon is one of the energy producers in Methane (CH4), Benzene (C6H6) and so on. OIL (petrol) contains a great variety of these hydrocarbons, some of which are harmless while some are most deadly. In particular, oil products and byproducts are the main causes of cancer.
And on hydrogen:
Although Hydrogen joins to carbon in many compounds, the big difference betwen Carbon and Hydrogen is that the result of burning carbon is invariably toxic and deadly while the burning of Hydrogen results in H2O: pure, clean water. As a matter of fact, the meaning of the word HYDROGEN is clear… it is: “PRODUCES WATER”. Another thing is that Hydrogen burns more easily than Carbon and produces a huge quantity of energy, which is why it is considered as the very best energy producer as well of course as the cheapest. Note that Hydrogen is 100% non polluting. Hence it is the ONLY means of propulsion that ought to be accepted. Yet, and for a very logical reason, that is not at all what we see! This logical reason is that there is little or no money for the plutocracy in either Hydrogen or water.
Interesting too is the fact that water can easily be converted into Hydrogen and Oxygen through electrolysis and a host of other means. In other words, it is cheap to produce, absolutely non toxic and its handling is rather simple. This brings up the obvious question: Since Hydrogen is so much better than oil, why don’t we switch from one to the other? And at this point, you are supposed to have understood already “WHY”!
There is more! There was a time long ago when the Germans came out with an interesting invention, the non-plutocratic Hydrogen-filled ZEPPELIN, designed to provide cheap air transport… AND IMMEDIATELY, a Zeppelin caught fire, killing all passengers… and that was the end of the Zeppelins. By “coincidence”, the media everywhere made a big fuss over it… As you can see, the plutocrats are no fools and know how to saveguard their interests, at whatever the cost in human lives.
The world is certainly full of some rather bizarre people. I gotta love all the references to “the plutocracy”, though. It’s just classic. Perhaps this is Al Gore doing a test run for his next movie?
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Greg: For those of us rusty in the skills of science, isn’t there also some way for trees and plants to eat up all the extra CO2 in the atmosphere? In other words, if there’s so much CO2, won’t it support more trees which wiill produce more oxygen? More trees would produce more shade and provide interesting parks instead of ugly city landscapes. Why not use electrolysis on the extra seawater caused by global warming and produce extra oxygen and hydrogen — then use the hydrogen to power cars and use the resulting water to irrigate plants? (Hydrogen tractors could till the fields and water them at the same time) Meanwhile, the oil guys can isolate themselvess in the mid-east (and Venezuela and Russia and wherever else for that matter), allowing our troops to come home. And don’t forget the hydrogen bomb and fusion reaction, more uses of the incredible edible element. Just a few random thoughts showing that hydrogen can solve all the problems of the world — and it’s such a simple atom.