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You Can’t Please Everyone
By Greg L | 23 May 2007 | Humor & Satire | 10 Comments
Well, Manassas doesn’t appeal to everyone. From smashingfreedom:
hello my name is nicholas i live in manassas the worst little town in the world. i like to paint alot its is one of the most important things in my life. along with painting i like to smoke ciggarettes, which sounds bad but i consider myself a conisour of tobacco. i like many different types of music alog with metal,speedmetal, and alternative/ experimental. i dont like to talk much and enjoy being by myself alot of the time.
I can’t imagine why.
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“hello my name is nicholas i live in manassas the worst little town in the world. i like to paint alot its is one of the most important things in my life. along with painting i like to smoke ciggarettes, which sounds bad but i consider myself a conisour of tobacco. im also not a fan of spelchck.”
Fixed.
Sounds like Nicholas’s life is a self-fulfilling prophecy…
Dear nicholas…..i have a suggggestion……too helpp you out of your litttle dilemmma, u might consssider vouluntyeering to go too iraq to fight the islamo-fscistis…..u can smoke alll u want and you can also paint pictures of the dessert….no one will misss u. alveetersain….
Fathers of daughters beware. Nicholas is out there, and could potential be your son-in-law. He sounds like quite a catch!
Can’t disagree with “Batson” on this one. This is the type of guy that makes a father want to display his guns.
It appears to me that Nicholas is a pathetic loner, graffiti artist, smokes dope and a heavy metal head banger ….. Too bad he doesn’t claim to be a Goth …. He would fit in just fine with all the other kids I see walking the streets of Manassas.
We need to make smoking illegal in public places in Virginia anyway. Why do the smokers have the right to smoke? It should be the right to breathe smoke free air for customers as well as workers at establishments. Let’s get with the 20th century, Virginia (yes, I meant to say 20th)!
Yeah, more nanny state legislation. That ought to do the trick…
What’s one more?!
Bottom line up front:
The smoking ban is coming to a State near you! Restaurants and bars and other places that currently allow smoking will experience increased patronage and revenue as a result of the ban (despite thsoe that speak to the contrary). This is a health issue for consumers and workers alike. We as taxpayers will have less people for whom we have to pay medical expenses due to 2nd hand smoke. Can’t wait!!