One of our readers was at the scene of a bizarre incident that happened on Tuesday where a guy wearing only workboots was wandering around the Wellington Community swimming pool, which got mention in the Manassas Journal-Messenger today. She reported that police searched the area a bit, but didn’t seem overly concerned that a number of day care facilities were in the area and never made any effort to alert them to the situation. When she contacted the police dispatcher, their opinion was that this guy was “pretty harmless”. Perhaps.
Mr. Pot Bellied Naked Guy is still at large, the MJM reports:
Two girls, ages 15 and 16, told police that a man was exposing himself in the parking lot of the Wellington Community swimming pool off Cloverhill Road in Manassas around 2:50 p.m. Tuesday, said Sgt. Tim Neumann, police spokesman.
The flasher is described as a white man, between ages 35 and 40 and approximately 5 feet 10 inches tall. He is said to have a big belly. He was wearing brown boots and nothing else, Neumann said.
The victims continued walking to the pool and then called police.
Officers searched the area but did not find the flasher, Neumann said.
Be on the lookout for overweight naked people wandering around swimming pools. That is all.
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