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Caption Contest
By Greg L | 6 July 2007 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 41 Comments

Governor Kaine showed up at the Manassas July 4th Celebration, and since we were across from the booth run by the Democrats I got an opportunity to have my picture taken with Governor Kaine while Jeanette Rishell (center) tried to get in the shot. This picture cries out for an appropriate caption, don’t you think?
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“Kaine looks for salvation”
Kaine…(Thinking to self) “Why did I agree to this?”
Rishell…(Thinking about self) “Why am I not at the front?”
Greg…(Thinking to self) “Got cha…”
Love the shirt, we need a picture of the back
Mom, Dad, I’d like you to meet my life partner Timmy.
–I love the girls in the upper left talking about this funny sight.
Somone must have something on Greg for him to pose with those two folks.
First I had to stump for Rishell, now I’m standing here with BVBL. What the hell did they put in this water?
What will be interesting is if Kaine catches any flack from the Left for having his picture taken of the head of an obviously racist, xenophobic, hate mongering anti-immigrant organization.
PLEASE NOTE: I am speaking of how the Left sees HSM, not as how I see it since I happen to be a member of HSM.
Kaine (Thinking to self)…”Did I really agree to this or have I been hypnotized?”
Rishel (Thinking to self)… “Why did he agree to this?!!!”
Greg (Thinking to self)… “I can’t believe he actually agreed to this!”
Guy in the back with cameras around neck (Thinking to self)…“Wow, that swinging gold watch is really making me sleepy…yes, yes, I do want my picture taken, yes, I am under your control…”
Kaine: “Man, Other States have Higher taxes, VA needs to catch up”
Blogfu: ‘Pull My Finger’
Rishel ponders, “What position do I need on immigration to get in that picture?”
I don’t have a caption, but I just had a great idea for a new reality show…
While Jeanette Rishell had one pasted-on smile left over from her more recent unsuccessful campaign, Governor Tim Kaine was able only to grit his teeth.
Bystanders were agape in wonder in the realization the politics really does make strange bedfellows.
Gov. Kain thru gritted teeth: “Greg, don’t turn around but there’s Jeanette RIGHT BEHIND US!!! She keeps following me from parade to parade!!!”
“There’s no Vodka in this bottle, comrade.”
Kaine: Greg, why are people calling Jenette and I “Kirk and Spock”? I know Jennete looks and talks like a Vulcan, but do I really look like Captain Kirk?
Governor Kaine wanted to thank Greg Letiecq personally for his efforts on behalf of the Democrat Party in Prince William.
Governor Kaine wanted to thank Jim Young personally for his efforts on behalf of the Democratic Party in Prince William, but since he could not find anyone who would admit to knowing who Jim Young was, he knew that by telling Greg Letiecq that it would get posted on a website that people actually go to!!!
Funny James. Almost as funny as a Darth Vader costume.
Can you spot a redneck?
Forget about Manassas. Help save our hairlines!
Anonymous said on 6 Jul 2007 at 5:39 pm:
Can you spot a redneck?
posted by redawn….using my redneck neighbor’s computer, again! lol….we are trying to come up with a good screen name for her too:)
Robert,
That is funny.
To co-opt D.A. King’s line: Kick Me. I’m JUST a citizen.
Funny, Julie Supporter. Almost as funny as someone who is so cowardly and so unknown that he/she can’t put his/her own name in his/her posts.
You, too, Batson. Almost as funny as a minor bureaucrat with pretensions (with the same cowardice) attacking his betters with twenty-year-old myths about someone else’s exploits.
Jimbo, glad you liked it. I thought it was as funny as someone who lies about people on their website that NO ONE reads. So, what have you done for Faisal Gill lately? Lord knows you have done NOTHING for the Republican party as of late.
You, Mr. Young, are pathetic and the TRUE coward. Be a man and instead of LYING about Julie, if you have a problem with her, tell it to her face. But then again, I hear that you cower in front of women in authority. You sad, pathetic little boy.
Smiling to “Julie Supporter”…Jimmy is the one that Gov Kaine should be thanking….oh, and Paul Nichols too!!
The Democrats aren’t stupid lately….liberal, perhaps…stupid, No!!
You, jimmy, Tom Kopko, Corey Stewart, Michelle McQuigg, Bill Bolling, Scott Lingamfalter (btw, i do know how HE spells his name) and young kenny cuccinelli are the true gift horses, Jimmy. How utterly stupid of you to give away the seat…:(
“What happens if you pour the bottle of water on the man?”
– Ron’s six-year-old son
TK-”If I squint like this , do I look like Clint Eastwood?”
GL-”Keep dreaming, bottle boy.”
Tim Kaine: “yeah, that’s right, I’m the babydaddy… whatchoo gonna’ do bout dat?”
Rishell: Uh oh…how did he know I didn’t use the $500 he gave me?
Greg L: Hey Timmy…you must know my good buddy Jay O’Brien!
The Poll Results Are In: Who has the most political influence in Prince William County?
Key: Tallest=most influencial
Don’t miss next week’s poll where the LEAST effective is highlighted.
Key: Widest=least effective
Does anybody have a full body shot of James Young so we can report the winner of next week’s poll results?
This is the best thread ever.
TK: “That’s okay Greg, I didn’t vote for you either”.
Your little sister is still following us.
Kaine Backs Rishell. Is HSM really in the picture?
Mary Jane (center) thanks Governor Kaine and friends for helping her escape from Gilligan’s Island.
Correction: person in center is Mary Ann, not Mary Jane. The Professor and Mrs. Howell were seen earlier working at the “Moving Virginia Forward” booth.
We all have receding hairlines…some of us just wear hats.
“The Governor and the Geek”