More Manes Pierre Fun!
By Greg L | 12 October 2007 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 17 Comments
Manes Pierre’s candidacy has definitely taken another turn towards the surreal. The Manassas Urinal-Massager has apparently been accepting as classified ads campaign statements for Manes Pierre. Not only do these violate Virginia elections laws by not having the required “paid for and approved by” disclosure, but they’re absolutely goofy. Here’s one of them:
Vote against falsification of employment file. Vote for Manes Pierre on November 6th for PWC School Board, Neabsco
Publication Date: 10-Oct-07
If they’re going to allow this to happen, I think we can have a lot of fun with this. I’d like to invite readers to place some classified ads on behalf of this hugely underdog candidate that would be consistent with Manes Pierre’s penchant for bizarre conspiracy theories. Here’s a few suggestions:
“Vote for a welcoming community for aliens from outer space. No discrimination of polysexual six legged Gorgons. Vote for Manes Pierre November 7th”
“Vote against persecution of unemployed mean people in arrears on child support. Vote Manes Pierre on December 6th”
“Vote for undocumented immigrants. They make our country what it is today. Vote Manes Pierre”
It’s cheap, and since there’s no disclosures being printed on these, we can have a lot of fun here. There’s really no way to distinguish between ads placed by Mr. Pierre and those placed by well meaning and creative BVBL readers. Let your imagination go wild, and let’s have some fun!
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You know this person just seems so off base. You know the old saying desperate times call for desperate measures. Think about it the man is FIRED from a teaching position in the schools, then decides to run for the school board, thinking no one will out him as the creep he is, he finds out that he is wrong as his true back round is revealed because the Washington Post did an investigative piece and obtained information through a FOIA, he then write crazed remarks in October about the John Jenkins http://www.vitter.com/craigsmusings/Entry.aspx?entry=719 (I hope the link works properly) on blog post written 10 months earlier, now he is placing these bizarre style classified ads.
This person is acting like a creep who is desperate and I do not trust him. Let’s just hope he goes away quietly!
“Only in Manassas” would you see an ad like this.
Put a breast man on the school board who knows age is nothing but a number. Vote Manes Pierre.
Vote Manes Pierre — he cares!! He’ll make sure they “pass” that test!
Whoa - finally your chance to strike back at this rag of a paper - it is not only illegal for the candidate to run this type of ad lacking the aothority line, it is also illegal for the newspaper to accept and run it!
This just happened in Loudoun County where the moronic “Republican” candidate for Chairman of the Board, Mike Firetti, ran two FULL PAGE ads without the authority line.
Now comes the hard part in these parts, the Commonwealth’s Attorney is charged with prosecuting and levying any fines. Good luck getting Ebert on that one, just like a complaint was filed against Firetti and Leesburg Today, with of course no action yet.
Has anyone contacted the paper yet to see why they ran these illegal ads?
I have to also wonder, how many people in the (in my best John Jenkins accent) Neaabbscooooo District read the MJM…wonder if there is a Spanish language edition???
Greg, here’s another idea for an ad:
“Vote Manes Pierre, it’s easier to remember than Belkacem Hacene-Dhaballah”
I took a look at some of the “letters to the editor” posted on Manes pierres’ website. I noticed after reading the 3 together they looked like they were written in the same tone and format. Other than the most recent one, the first two look like a chronological history of his achievements. I honestly think that at least those two letters were either drafted and submitted by Manes to the paper or that he drafted and had someone else submit them for him. They are too similar to each other to be of coincidence. The tone of the letters also follows the tone of his website. The average citizen who comes across manes pierres’ path likely wouldnt have as much detailed information as to his accomplishments. Looks pretty fishy to me.
Who is Jeff Dion?
http://www.jeffdion.org/
Jeff Dion is a former candidate for Supervisor and most recently 51st Delegate Dem contender, who dropped out after his profile on a gay dating site was found and posted on this blog. [SATIRE ALERT] He is also president of the Village People Fan Club (PWC Chapter), and a round-table member of the Knights of Liberace, known by his lodge name “Sir Prancelot”.
My entry for the Manes Pierre classified add:
Vote Manes for make better glorious Prince William!
Batson, how dare you associate a great man such as Borat with Manes Pierre. You, youyou (think MASH, lol).
How dare you call me a youyou!
One of my favorite episodes.
Here’s another add:
Vote for Manes Pierre, because if you don’t, he’ll choke your sons and stare at your daughters!
Looks like manes got one of his ESOL students to post adds in the paper for him.
Thanks, Batson. Satire noted. I could not place his name in my data bank to save my stars. So why is Manes whining about him? Oh never mind. I realize there is no logical explanation for Manes.
“Vote Manes for make better glorious Prince William!” — I can’t stop laughing….:)
This guy called Manes need to go back whre he came from ,because he will never stop liyng ,he has a really poor work history . Also 99.9% of the things he puts on his web is not true ,please people I want each and everyone of you to call Nova SOUTHERN UNIVERSTY ,SEED CHARTER SCHOOL in DC ,is not doing any phd, you keep moving room to room refused to pay you rent from arshton Smith station and you talking about you own a consulting service ,you don’t pay you child support for 4 kids living in project in florida and you try to be elected for PWC go find something to do OCD .