Caption Contest
By Greg L | 23 October 2007 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 55 Comments
Something’s not quite right about this billboard, beyond Pandak being “trusted” or interested in controlling growth.
It looks like another opportunity for a caption contest!
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Sharon Pandak - About To Get Run Over Once Again On Election Day
Vote Pandak — Or else she’ll keep using the same badly photoshopped picture again and again!
1264/1265 Election results?
Sharon Pandak-You can trust she’ll be fighting for trees and open spaces.
Vote for Pandak — She’s Got A Head Big Enough To Eat A Truck
Sharon Pandak — Giving PWC Its Own Version of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
She tries to look human, but notice how one eye is much larger than the other? She’s a SPONGEMONKEY is disguise! So my caption is, “We like the the MOON!”
Judy Feder summons Gozer the Gozarian in the form of Sharon Pandak.
http://www.bvbl.net/index.php/2006/08/04/feder-summons-gozer-the-gozarian/
NICE TRUCK!
What’s on Pandak’s mind? “¿Usted ha conducido un Ford, últimamente?”
Great picture quality, if I say so myself - lol
Vigilant1,
The truck would be nicer if it where a Chevy.-lol.
The Ford is much easier on the eyes than Sharon, and I bet it sounds better than Sharon too!
Now who’s the photographer deserving credit for this fun thread?
“Ford Trucks - Super Duty…Sharon Pandak - Super DUD!!!”
Build like a brick outhouse!
Two things popular with illegal aliens
Humbly speaking, that would be me, Lafayette. I saw that on my way home from one of my kids’ soccer matches just before getting on I-66 off of Exit 43, I believe.
Smell my exhaust!
Rick - you read my mind but I was not sure how to word it - lol
Sharon Pandak: “Do I have a used car to sell you!”
Or, (sorry Ford fans but I heard this from a Chevy fan long ago): Found On Road Dead Campaign
Mr. Light,
Is your camera broken now?
I think we’ll ALL have some fun with this one.
Thanks,
Ms. Pannell
I assume you are all “adults”. LOL
Dogs Love Trucks!
Poor Rick Hunt!
We tried to get rid of those large signs over 20 years ago. What happened?
Does this mean anything goes during an election?
Wonder if she got permission? They usually don’t.
She’s going down anyway. Maybe she will then try to be a working Lawyer.
Heard not many showedup for the Debate the other night. So sorry,as people needed to get educated on the 3 duds from Woodbridge.
Royse is far ahead of the 3 put together. And Keen says Chris is picking up from him on immigration. I don’t think so as Keen wants them to get Social Services.
Go Royse ,you can win this seat.
Thanks
Sharon Pandak-Lube - Draining more than your crankcase
Pandak - Another reason not to do crack!
Crankcase over crank!
Sharon Pandak: A head this big, must hold a big brain!
Sharon Pandak: My head is so big, it has its own gravitational field!
Sharon Pandak: My head is so big, when I go to the beach, I affect the tides!
Sharon Pandak: DOD is studying the structure of my neck, to see if the material is sutible for up-armored HUMVEEs!
Sharon Pandak: My head is so big, my birthday is actually three days!
someone get this truck off my head before my eyeball pops out
In the words of Joe Diffie:
“There’s just something Dems like about a pick-up woMAN”
Ms. Pannell: No, I had bought insurance for the camera so fortunately, it did not break. However, I DO drive a Ford and not ONCE has it been found in the road, dead - lol
Oh, since Ford WAS “slammed”:
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
Anticipating the Election Day blowout, Dems go ahead and throw their losing candidate for PWC Chairman under the truck now.
Sharon Pandak: Even ugly people can run for office.
“Pandering Pandak and Ford……proud sponsors of the National Council of La Raza”
I’m sorry John about the caption but it is a good fit for her campaign. I think when she went running to Ebert about the flyer, she dug a hole and buried her campaign. Sorry Ford fans but I couldn’t resist.
Maybe someone out there will give equal treatment to Chrysler, Dodge since we’ve slammed Ford and Chevy.
I bet you are no big prize either, Riley. And the rest of you children who thought you’ll were so witty with trashing Sharon – grow up!!!
lol ok here’s one
“get in the truck Sharon…”
“Sorry JOE can’t go now.. got an race to run”
“yeah right.. but we got a better chance of winnin the race in the truck”
“ok JOE… you da man.. drive me home… ”
WINK
Sharon-”feel the power of 5″(the other four must be hiding in the bed of the truck)
Lafayette,
That is a good one! Your making me laugh so hard I’m about to cry.
Rick Bentley said on 23 Oct 2007 at 4:16 pm:
Two things popular with illegal aliens
Stop posting…Rick Bentley is the winner.
This is funny.
I decided to post this because it is a humor and satire thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzVUNQSs5f4
http://www.nclr.org/content/programs/detail/30737/
Home Depot pandering!
Home depot sucks…I dont go there anymore, they never have anything I need and the one in woodbridge looks like it’s in the middle of central america. Lowes is much nicer and organized and it’s less of a pain to get in there.
The article you posted just gives me yet another reason to stay away from there, It’s just confirmed my suspicion that home depot loves the illegals and thus, they get no love from me.
Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
Pandac = Political Android Not Deserving Another Chance
(Poetical Justice)
PANDAK = Presumably Another Negative Democratic Azz Kisser
I stopped going to Home Depot when they put up aisle signs in spanish.
“This truck kicks a$$, and this chick kisses a$$”
It’s amazing, the brain power that exists in Manassas! And being so freely distributed.
Ah Krutis, so if not Manassas, where do you live?
Clear Channel 23 of Sharon.
Pandak - a face made for radio.
Even a Ford truck is more trustworthy.
“Got milked?”
You all have me crying here, I am laughing so hard. I do agree with ManexicoResident!!!
Patty - no offense taken, both my Mustangs have been blessed and I never had a problem with either of them (1995 GT and 2005 GT) but I do know that a good number of people have had problems with the Ford that Bill sold.
That being said, am NO FAN of the Fox body - I think it is the ONLY thing in the 80s I am against - lol - especially when it comes to cars!!!
You really like to have someone to hate…especially if they are a Democrat regardless of stand on all other issues.