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Lyndon Larouche Hates Me!

By Greg L | 27 October 2007 | Humor & Satire | 15 Comments

If I’m really part of the “international theocratic fascist underground”, where can I submit reimbursement requests for the .45 caliber hardball I use to maintain my marksmanship proficiency?  Wouldn’t that be a reimbursable expense as part of this cabal?

Maybe the following article means that we can start saying that Mexicans Without Borders are complicit in fostering the agenda of Lyndon Larouche.  Or perhaps not.  At last I think I’ve found an organization that makes less sense than Mexicans Without Borders, though. This is from an article in Lyndon Larouche’s “Executive Intelligence Review” entitled Blackwater Nazis Aim Homeward: Kristallnacht in Virginia? Readers may want to duct tape their heads before reading this, as the inanity here definitely risks unpredictable cranial detonation:

Through the night of Oct. 17, over 1,000 pro- and anti-immigrant activists clashed at the meeting of the Board of Supervisors of Prince William County, Va. At 2:30 the next morning, the Prince William Supervisors voted 8-0 to set up a Criminal Alien Unit of the county police, and to deny certain public services to illegal aliens. The illegals would be flushed out by police demanding proof of citizenship during routine traffic stops and other interactions.

These scenes evoke 1930s Germany; Kristallnacht, the night Hitler’s stormtroopers broke windows of Jews scapegoated in the Great Depression disaster; and the Gestapo, demanding, “Where are your papers?”

The Prince William ordinance was co-drafted by a vigilante organization known as “Help Save Virginia,” with sub-sets Help Save Manassas, Save Herndon, and Save Loudoun. This is the Virginia public face of the movement called the Minutemen, which deploys vigilantes to the Mexican border. The “Help Save” website runs appeals for contributions directly to the Minutemen.

What a bunch of lunatics. I thought I’d seen pretty much everything, but being associated with Blackwater is definitely something new. Getting tagged with the Minutemen is goofy enough, but being part of “an international theocratic, fascist underground, connecting the Blackwater corporate leadership to armageddonist Protestant and Catholic operatives” is just plain comical.  Where do they find these guys,the unemployment office next to the old Soviet Ministry of Propaganda?

But hey, these expense reports are piling up, and I sure could use a check from the cabal.  I’m waiting here, folks.



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15 Comments

  1. not apathetic anymore said on 27 Oct 2007 at 7:47 am:
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    I didn’t know larouche was still alive.What a bunch of nuts.

  2. Dolph said on 27 Oct 2007 at 9:26 am:
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    I thought he was in jail. This article makes no sense to me at all.

  3. General Turgidson said on 27 Oct 2007 at 9:30 am:
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    If LaRoach hates you, then you must be doing everything right. I remember when he was a Marxist. Then he went to prison for
    credit card fraud was it? Im afraid Im one up on you on this one
    though. They (his street nuts who occasionally get out of the asylum)
    have accused me of being a Bilderberger. Im still waiting for the
    check from them too.

    PS, I dont believe that Queen Elizabeth is the head of an international
    heroin smuggling ring either! LOL!

  4. Patty said on 27 Oct 2007 at 9:48 am:
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    Lyndon Larouche is an anarchist. He doesn’t believe in government unless he runs it. I wonder if he’ll try to run for president.

  5. Joe Budzinski said on 27 Oct 2007 at 10:24 am:
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    They showed up at our meeting Thursday night and videotaped the entire event. I did not realize until after they left who they were - missed an opportunity to have some fun.

  6. General Turgidson said on 27 Oct 2007 at 11:29 am:
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    Joe,
    I remember when they used to demonstrate frequently in front of
    the Federal Reserve Board at 20th & Constitution. One morning they
    verbally attacked me as I got off the bus. They had no idea who I was,
    but anyone in a jacket and tie was fair game to them. During lunch,
    I shed the tie and go for a walk. This time I passed by them and asked
    if they accepted donations. They replied “Why, Yes we do!” and
    seemed very eager to befriend me until I asked if they accept Master
    Card. Then they turned hostile again. Hated to tell them that I was
    only “the phone guy” and had nothing to do with policy. They also
    bombard Fed’s switchboard with their nonsense too. We used to
    laugh when they would start jumping all over the switchboard operators
    for being “Bilderbergers”. (they arent)

  7. monticup said on 27 Oct 2007 at 11:47 am:
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    I would be worried of LaRouche LIKED you!

  8. Anonymous said on 27 Oct 2007 at 12:44 pm:
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    You’re right, they’re nuts–they draw the same sort of ridiculous inane links you do Greg.

  9. Herndon Bob said on 27 Oct 2007 at 3:34 pm:
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    I haven’t heard so much “BS” since the open borders crowd tried to legalize the invasion of the United States with their supporting arguments of the Comprehensive Immigration Reform Act. It’s no wonder that the Larouche and his supporters never made it as a political party. I would love to see a third party in the United States as both the Republican and Democrats appear to be in a contest to see who can destroy the U.S. faster. However, the Laroche party is truly out of touch with the American public

  10. Jonathan Mark said on 27 Oct 2007 at 4:10 pm:
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    These people have always been flat-out crazy. They at various times have hated and despised:

    (1) Nelson Rockefeller and the Rockefeller family, who according to LaRouche people in the 70s ran the world.

    (2) Henry Kissinger

    (3) The Queen of England, who heads up a drug-running cartel

    (4) British intellligence services which have infiltrated the US in order to carry out nefarious deeds at the behest of Queen Elizabeth. British intelligence’s infiltration of the US been going on for two centuries, by the way.

    (5) The Anti-Defamation League. I believe that the ADL is allegedly connected to the Queen of England’s drug-running operations through Israeli intelligence services, which serve as a go-between with the MI-5.

    (6) Federal authorities, which wrongly convicted LaRouche of credit card scams which preyed upon the elderly.

    and various others.

    The good news is that the group is not normally violent.

    Two LaRouche candidates in Illinois 20 years ago somehow won the statewide Democratic nominations for LG and AG. One of the two had a conviction for disrupting a synagogue service, but as far as I know the group has not physically attacked anyone.

    Greg and HSM are safe. But those of us above 50 should watch our credit cards, though.

  11. Chris said on 27 Oct 2007 at 6:31 pm:
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    I remember back when I was at George Mason, the LaRouche people periodically put up a table right in front of the Johnson Center and my friends and I would always stop by for a chuckle. One of my friends is a liberal and I am of course a conservative. We never agreed on anything but after talking with these lunatics we came away sounding like political soulmates.

    What a bunch of nutbags.

  12. peace said on 27 Oct 2007 at 8:27 pm:
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    “Getting tagged with the Minutemen is goofy enough,”

    Why is that goofy, because is it not true that sometimes HSM and the Minutemen attend the same events regarding illegal immigration, Greg?

  13. Anonymous said on 27 Oct 2007 at 9:58 pm:
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    Is is true that as Virginia Conservative posted that Tom is not running for reelection in the 11th?

    (olddominionconservative.blogspot.com)

    After the Rep State Central meeting, I think he might be upset?!

    Who is running for the Republicans?

  14. Greg L said on 27 Oct 2007 at 10:54 pm:
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    peace — what events are you referring to?

  15. Fairfax Resident said on 28 Oct 2007 at 1:44 pm:
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    St Catherine of Siena Catholic Parish is in Great Falls not Falls Church. The LaRouche clowns can’t even get simple local geography right.

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