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Riley Wraps Up Ham

By Greg L | 17 November 2007 | Prince William County | 5 Comments

Riley points out that Ham Sandwich didn’t do all that bad on election day, garnering more votes than any other write-in candidate despite being a deli product whose entire campaign consisted of a web site and some press about six months ago.  No money was spent advancing this candidate, Ham had not a single volunteer, and not one sign advancing Ham’s candidacy was placed.  So while he fell far short of unseating Paul Ebert, Ham Sandwich definitely exceeded conventional expectations.

That’s right, we here at Virginia Virtucon in a joint effort with Black Velvet Bruce Li managed to get a deli product the most write-in votes for any office in the county and in just about every precinct. Just think of what we could accomplish with a candidate who actually has a pulse. Next time, Ebert, we’ll have a real live candidate coming after you and your pathetic record.

Note to Republicans: Fear is a horrible reason for potential opponents to decline running for this position.

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  1. Bushwick Bill said on 17 Nov 2007 at 1:39 pm:
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    Not too many Republican lawyers are interested in suicide missions.

    Plus, outside of the blogosphere, few people have complaints about Paul. He has a strong office, great relations with the police, and a solid record of success on capital cases.

  2. Anonymous said on 18 Nov 2007 at 8:03 am:
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    All of which Ham Sandwich was capable of as well.

    Our police are pathetic.

    And once you move beyond the D.C. sniper case, he and his office have botched way more cases of import to the citizens of PWC who have sought justice through him.

  3. AWCheney said on 18 Nov 2007 at 8:22 am:
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    Remember the Bobbit case? He couldn’t convict either one…every district attorney in the country was laughing at us. When it comes to public corruption of any kind, Paul Ebert won’t touch it. One has to wonder if he’s afraid it will come back to bite him in the butt. In terms of “protecting the citizenry,” he is VERY selective.

  4. jfk said on 19 Nov 2007 at 1:45 pm:
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    Remember the Kelly case? Pretty easy to pick on someone when they are down, as was the case with Mr. Kelly. Ebert showed himself to be a true pompous ass.

  5. Anonymous said on 22 Nov 2007 at 9:57 am:
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    Ham’s vote total was greater than Faisal Gills losing margin.

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