Warning: disturbing content
Tim Craig spends a fair amount of time with our elected officials in Richmond in his capacity as a reporter for the Washington Post, and probably has developed some pretty good relationships with many of them. Before he took his Richmond assignment and was still in Washington, he got to meet another notable person and develop a brief relationship with him. I daresay that relationship was fundamentally different than the one he probably cultivates with our elected officials, though. At least I’d hope so.
Why would I say that? Because I just can’t picture him trying to stuff a fist-shaped dildo up any the butts of any of our elected officials. That’s probably not in the Washington Post’s stylebook.
Let’s go to the video tape:
00:38 We revel in all the glory of the perversion that is the DC Gay Pride Parade
00:59 “Borat” interviews Alan Keyes, telling him about all the friendly people he met in DC.
01:10 Washington Post Reporter Tim Craig and an unidentified male “friend” enter a DC hotel room with “Borat”.
01:15 Tim Craig watches as “Borat” and the “friend” wrestle each other in their underwear.
01:17 Here’s the fist-shaped dildo, which Tim Craig proceeds to waggle in front of “Borat” in his own enticing way.
01:20 “Borat” and Tim Craig’s friend go into the bathroom together. Tim Craig is such a “sub”…
01:22 Alan Keys begins to explain to “Borat” who his new friends are.
01:30 “Borat” seeks clarification “Are you telling me the man [Tim Craig] who tried to put a rubber fist in my aynoos was a homosexual?
Oh, yes. Oh, no.
The post sure can pick the right person to go down to Richmond for them. I’ll bet the parties down there during the session are just fabulous.
UPDATE: Just coincidentally, Sascha Cohen has decided to retire “Borat” and “Ali G” today, claiming they’re now to well known to fool anyone.
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