Osborn High School in Manassas has two new openings for teachers. In order to qualify, you have to be able to instruct young men and women, and not be a drug dealer, since the last two got busted for being pot dealers.
From the MJM:
Two Osbourn Park High School teachers have been arrested on charges of possession with intent to distribute marijuana, Prince William County police said.
Thomas Cole Williams, 27, and Sarah Maureen O’Sullivan, 25, both of whom live at that apartment, were charged with possession with intent to distribute marijuana, Hernandez said.
I’ve been hearing a lot of stories about this school and the challenges it’s been facing. Let’s hope this incident serves as an impetus to crack down on gangs and other activity that detracts students from getting the quality education that Osborn has always been able to deliver.
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