Couldn’t Avoid Building, But Can She Evade Other Vehicles?
By Greg L | 17 March 2008 | Loudoun County, Humor & Satire | 1 Comment
At least we have a little while longer before we have to share our congested roads at rush hour with this driver.
A 28-year-old student driver crashed into the Department of Motor Vehicles office in Leesburg Friday while taking her road test to try to get a drivers’ license.
One would assume that if this driver can’t successfully swerve out of the path of an onrushing DMV office, avoiding hitting a car is pretty much out of the question.
Yes, this driver was given a failing grade. We’re a little safer, for a little longer.
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While walking through my front yard yesterday I noticed some damage to the base of a large tree. Upon closer inspection, I found various plastic car parts littered around the tree, some tire tracks, and a nice little track of dead grass backing away from the tree, stopping, then proceeding through my yard and back to the street.
Whomever creamed my tree had to have been extremely drunk. There were no signs of them slamming on their brakes. My house is on a corner of two streets, so the only thing I can think of is whomever did this was going so fast that they decided to run the stop sign and figured they’d just cut through my front yard oblivious to the huge tree growing right in the middle of it.
I can’t even park in front of my house anymore because the last time I did it, within 15 minutes of me parking my 2 week old car there it got creamed by a drunk hispanic guy that backed up and sped away (luckily I heard the commotion and ran out there just in time to get his plate number).
Now I can’t even sit in my front yard.
At least I can look at the bright side. Tree one, assinine driver zero.