From the MJM we see that, yeah, these illegal aliens are really law abiding people who are only guilty of a civil violation of our immigration laws:
That was one of the main concerns of Jacoba Casteneda, an illegal immigrant living in Woodbridge, who said he has no driver’s license but has to be able to drive.
Casteneda, who lives with his wife and two U.S.-born children, said he worries he’ll be deported and separated from his family if he’s ever pulled over.
Mr. Casteneda has the option of returning home and cease his flouting of our laws. He can even take his family with him if he wants. That should fix his worries.
Now that wasn’t so hard, was it?
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