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“Gail For Rail” Enters Senate Race

By Greg L | 31 March 2008 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire, US Senate | No Comments

Looks like we have another candidate for U.S. Senate, according to The Shad Plank: “Gail For Rail” Parker.  Her candidacy last time was a rather amusing exercise in seeing just how additional rail construction projects could solve just about every problem facing the country.

Parker really REALLY likes “rail!” In fact, she likes “rail!” so much that she puts an exclamation point after the word “rail!” wherever that word “rail!” appears! And she touts “rail!” as the solution to everything from Iraq to the common cold. Well, maybe not the common cold, but did I mention that Gail Parker really really loves “rail!”? For more on Parker and “rail!”, check out her questionnaire responses in the Connection Newspapers.

What would politics be without a little bit of comic relief?

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