The Most Mismatched Battle In History
By Greg L | 8 May 2008 | Humor & Satire | 21 Comments
For real: witches, yes, actual witches who are members of the radical anti-military organization Code Pink are going to attack the Marine Corps Recruiting Station in Berkley, California tomorrow as a means of somehow promoting peace. Unfortunately for them, in this battle they seem to be rather poorly armed, declaring their intent to employ some fairly unorthodox tactics and weapons to beat back those despised protectors of our freedom and liberty:
“cast spells, weave magic, invoke the foremothers, share wisdom, lead rituals to banish war and violence and to bring peace to the MRS, to protect our youth from the powerful spells of pro-war forces, to lead the men of the marine recruiting station off into the oceans of peace!”
My money is on the USMC. Their stuff actually works, and man, do they know how to make that stuff work effectively. Too bad they can’t declare “weapons free” and improve the quality of the United States with say, a magazine or two of “powerful spells” in 5.56mm.
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O.k., we’re back at red…headin’ to the bunker, thank goodness we have our wiretaps…
Supv. Principi, wood you consider a new resolution, “as you like to say” an answer to your prayers, and go after the MOST serious threat among or our ranks?
Here’s some research: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g
WHACKOS!
FYI, wiccans are quite active in our commonwealth - they are from all walks of life and in various school systems. http://www.witchvox.com/vn/gr/usva_gra.html
This is all they can do? Since voodooism and witchcraft work on the power of suggestion and are only useful against the gullible and ignorant, it would only work on idiots like themselves.
The Interfaith Alliance of Northeast VA (Woodbridge) is listed on the above wiccan website. Check out the profile. I wonder if Fr. Bob is a member? http://www.witchvox.com/vn/vn_detail/dt_all.html?a=usva&id=228656
Talk about jumping the shark.
haha! Ahhh liberals. They can’t help it. It’s a disease.
Operation Rescue or the Witches of Berkley-wick, its all high street drama. Slow news day on tv it appears, even with a tornado in town, or near town.
I hear Chief Deane ordered the patrols last night NOT to look for funnel clouds…something about needing cameras in the cars and…new rain coats, “yeah, that’s the ticket,” new rain coats…to ensure they are protected…
Breaking:
Supv. Principi wants the police to stop looking for funnel clouds…they’re only doing the work that the developers don’t want to….
All you muggles are in for a heap of hurt.
If we throw water on them, will they melt?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfV_ENR5IZE
that is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.
I’d love to see video of a Marine N.C.O. dumping one of these bitc…….I mean witches on their head while attempting to make an entry into the recruiting station.
Stupid wacko far left liberals.
The “ugly” side of Celtic European heritage, as bad as the “Mayans” and “Aztecs”, they cut people’s entrails open to read the future, impaled their enemies on stakes, and cut their heads off, throwing them into the swaps. Boudicca, the warrior Queen was actually successful in sacking Rome, until the Romans (less than a legion) face 100 to 1 odds and kicked their barbaric asses back to the stone age.
This is a part of my cultural heritage I am very ashamed of, and if I could would encourage people to stop reading those thousands on “new-age” nonsense books in the library and at the bookstore, and start looking at an reading the “pitifully” small section of books (outnumbered by thousands to 1) on Science.
This is “Evolutions” twisted sense of humor. Aside from the obvious impact to sane religions of the world, Wicca and “new age” thinking is more entertaining than Science, and guaranteed to evolve the human race to intellectual non-existance as no more incentive to reject stupidity and value the smartest guy in the tribe is needed before you have babies. We no longer need smart people to keep the tribe alive and protected from self-destruction. It’s a DNA trait that will fail to manifest itself in the future, in favor of the genes that cause “stupidity”.
Bet you a million bucks these people are having more babies than the rest of us.
If you don’t think there are “passable” genes that cause stupidity, you don’t understand anything about the body or the brain. Put it this way, or understand carefully why only 1% of the population distribution is incredibly smart (a genetically uncommon mistake), and on the other side of the genetic distrubution curve 1% is incredibly retarded (not by choice but by damaged genes). The median curve, and expectation value is shifting “left” rather than right and the skewness is getting wider.
GTC,
Are you wearing your “wife beater” shirt today?
Anonymous,
Have you chased any neighbors with garden tools lately?
In the land of the pig, the butcher is king.
—–Meatloaf——
Idiots. Let’s burn a few. Or better yet, chase ‘em with garden tools!
Sounds like some people are afraid of being forked. Pitch forked that is. Perhaps they deserve it. We all know what a pitch fork is used for.
The Wicaan religion in the USA is a bonafide tax-exempt religion. Not so long ago a family of a Wicaan soldier convinced the govt to allow the symbol of the religion on their dear departed son’s grave stone at Arlington Cemetary. It was a wapo article. Wicaan is NOT witchcraft. It is an acceptance of the religions that came prior to Christianity in Europe. It is very much like Native American celebrations, with a bit a celtic lore. Catholicism is not so far off… as it is a combination of Christian ideals and paegan beliefs.