A Democrat For President Worthy Of Your Vote
By Greg L | 20 May 2008 | Humor & Satire | 2 Comments
Ah, if only… Maybe Jay Leno should run Here’s some solid quotes from him on the immigration issue:
“Even though [Mexican] President Fox has only been in the United States two days, today the INS said they have no way to find him.”
“President Bush said we’ll have 6,000 troops on the border for one year, preferably an election year.”
“President Bush said today he has nothing but respect for Mexico and its people and he will always speak the truth to them. Here’s my question: When can we get that deal?”
“President Bush said, “You can’t take millions of people with deep roots in the country and send them across the border.” Really? Mexico did it.”
“According to this new bill that’s tied up in the Senate, illegal immigrants who can prove they’ve been here for two years would be allowed to stay. So follow the logic here. If you can prove you broke the current law for two years, you’ve protected under the new law.”
“They say there are something like 12 million illegal immigrants in the country right now, with another half a million coming every year. Remember in the last election when the Democrats claimed there was two Americas? Turns out one of them was Mexico.”
“Proponents of this amnesty program for illegal immigrants say they are willing to take on jobs American are not willing to do. You know, like come up with an immigration policy.”
H/T: Extreme Mortman
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FOF LOL
Jim Webb on Letterman tonight. Could he be greasin the skids in preparation for an announcement as Vice President on the Obama’s ticket?
Dumb and dumber….