I Win!
By Greg L | 21 May 2008 | National Politics, Blogs | 15 Comments
Riddle me this: what do you do with all those solicitations from the RNC asking for your hard-earned money? That’s the question that Joe over at NOVATownHall asked in his contest posted last evening, which I won on my first try. I win some free beverages and two hundred rounds of ammunition, which I will enjoy in quite obviously separate celebrations.
I have no idea why the RNC thinks it is productive to deluge me with direct mail asking me to fund their efforts when the RNC has typically been run by, and for the benefit of open borders advocates. Not a week seems to go by without some new, over-the-top, gimmicky solicitation that is consistently an insult to my intelligence. Is my donation really going to enroll me in some prestigious club? Is this really my final notice to become a member? Will anyone actually care about my responses to a bunch of goofy survey questions, and why would candidates have to depend on my survey in order to figure out what they stand for? As far as I can tell, these operations are nothing more than a huge moneymaking opportunity for direct mail vendors, and a damning indictment of just how badly the RNC has lost touch with the electorate and the political process.
Joe has an interesting solution to these solicitations, and I’d encourage folks to employ his creative approach. If enough people did what Joe suggests, maybe the RNC would get a clue and understand why they’re actually alienating so many of us.
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I’d been mailing them a printout of this peso:
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/110960.html
Last year I even included a note saying, “I was waiting for the results of the senate vote on the amnesty bill before I mailed in my contribution. Based on the results, my contribution is enclosed”..and put the peso in.
@Greg
” I win some free beverages and two hundred rounds of ammunition, which I will enjoy in quite obviously separate celebrations.”
Exactly what the hell do you mean by that statement?
He means that he’s not going to fire a gun while drinking.
Some should avoid posting while drinking, too.
Good for you, Greg!
What kind of ammo are you getting?
Anita Break said on 21 May 2008 at 4:58 pm:
Exactly what the hell do you mean by that statement?
It means he won “some free beverages and two hundred rounds of ammunition, which” he’ll “enjoy in quite obviously separate celebrations”. I don’t know how else it can be translated.
Looking for something?
Not looking for anything es-la-ley. Just ask a question and I would like an answer.
Is English your second language? It was quite clear what Greg meant.
Nick,
Oh, the possibilities… Maybe some hydra-shocks in .45? nah, I’ll be nice and settle for four boxes of UMC, in .45 hardball of course, since you practice with what you carry.
Oh, and for all you anti-gunners out there, the reason I’m looking forward to some free target practice is that it helps me maintain a proficiency in putting .45 caliber slugs consistently in an area approximating someone’s forehead at a distance of twenty yards with my UGLY looking Kimber Pro-Carry 1911 Model. That pistol even has night sights powered by Trituim gas, so not only is it an UGLY BLACK DEATH-DEALING MACHINE DESIGNED FOR MILITARY USE, BUT IT’S FRIGGIN NUCLEAR, BABY.
Hopefully, that popping sound you hear are liberal’s heads exploding as they read this.
Anita,
Generally when one is “just asking a question”, it doesn’t begin with “what the hell”.
Lemme know when you go pop caps, Greg. I’ll bring some silhouettes of the fat broads.
Nah, that wouldn’t be nice. The standard black silhouettes are what I use.
Greg,
You’re right about one thing, a 1911 is ugly. At least next to a S&W model 27
Just kidding, I have two Springfields, and they are great!
.45 UMC it is, hope you can join us at the range before long.
And yes, for the record, the two prizes are for SEPARATE celebrations, the cold beer generally following the target practice, at a totally different location.
Greg 21 May at 8:07 pm
Powerdrunk, he picked up his UGLY Kimber Pro-Carry 1911 Model; THIS UGLY BLACK DEATH-DEALING MACHINE - FRIGGIN NUCLEAR. Caressing it in his hands, he aimed it a forehead. He has a proficiency of putting .45 caliber slugs consistently in the area of foreheads.
Suddenly - KAPOW - There was a popping sound. To his delight he saw that the popping sound had exploded Krutis’ liberal head.
Eternal joy ensues!!! Rejoice!!!
Cling to those guns, that crazy God nonsense, and your annoyance at those who are different from you, like MS-13, Surenos, Nortenos, Vatos Locos, etc.!!!!