Comments on: I Win!

By: BattleCat

BattleCat — Thu, 22 May 2008 14:49:51 +0000

Cling to those guns, that crazy God nonsense, and your annoyance at those who are different from you, like MS-13, Surenos, Nortenos, Vatos Locos, etc.!!!!

By: Krutis

Krutis — Thu, 22 May 2008 09:44:22 +0000

Greg 21 May at 8:07 pm

Powerdrunk, he picked up his UGLY Kimber Pro-Carry 1911 Model; THIS UGLY BLACK DEATH-DEALING MACHINE - FRIGGIN NUCLEAR. Caressing it in his hands, he aimed it a forehead. He has a proficiency of putting .45 caliber slugs consistently in the area of foreheads.

Suddenly - KAPOW - There was a popping sound. To his delight he saw that the popping sound had exploded Krutis’ liberal head.

Eternal joy ensues!!! Rejoice!!!

By: Joe Budzinski

Joe Budzinski — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:44:28 +0000

.45 UMC it is, hope you can join us at the range before long.

And yes, for the record, the two prizes are for SEPARATE celebrations, the cold beer generally following the target practice, at a totally different location.

By: Nick

Nick — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:00:03 +0000

Greg,

You’re right about one thing, a 1911 is ugly. At least next to a S&W model 27

Just kidding, I have two Springfields, and they are great!

By: Greg L

Greg L — Thu, 22 May 2008 03:35:25 +0000

Nah, that wouldn’t be nice. The standard black silhouettes are what I use.

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Thu, 22 May 2008 03:16:27 +0000

Lemme know when you go pop caps, Greg. I’ll bring some silhouettes of the fat broads.

By: anon

anon — Thu, 22 May 2008 01:46:50 +0000

Anita,

Generally when one is “just asking a question”, it doesn’t begin with “what the hell”.

By: Greg L

Greg L — Thu, 22 May 2008 00:07:46 +0000

Nick,

Oh, the possibilities… Maybe some hydra-shocks in .45? nah, I’ll be nice and settle for four boxes of UMC, in .45 hardball of course, since you practice with what you carry.

Oh, and for all you anti-gunners out there, the reason I’m looking forward to some free target practice is that it helps me maintain a proficiency in putting .45 caliber slugs consistently in an area approximating someone’s forehead at a distance of twenty yards with my UGLY looking Kimber Pro-Carry 1911 Model. That pistol even has night sights powered by Trituim gas, so not only is it an UGLY BLACK DEATH-DEALING MACHINE DESIGNED FOR MILITARY USE, BUT IT’S FRIGGIN NUCLEAR, BABY.

Hopefully, that popping sound you hear are liberal’s heads exploding as they read this.

By: starryflights

starryflights — Wed, 21 May 2008 23:52:48 +0000

Is English your second language? It was quite clear what Greg meant.

By: Anita Break

Anita Break — Wed, 21 May 2008 23:43:05 +0000

Not looking for anything es-la-ley. Just ask a question and I would like an answer.

By: es_la_ley

es_la_ley — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:38:56 +0000

Anita Break said on 21 May 2008 at 4:58 pm:

Exactly what the hell do you mean by that statement?

It means he won “some free beverages and two hundred rounds of ammunition, which” he’ll “enjoy in quite obviously separate celebrations”. I don’t know how else it can be translated.

Looking for something?

By: Nick

Nick — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:02:27 +0000

Good for you, Greg!

What kind of ammo are you getting?

By: MP Resident

MP Resident — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:01:10 +0000

He means that he’s not going to fire a gun while drinking.

Some should avoid posting while drinking, too.

By: Anita Break

Anita Break — Wed, 21 May 2008 20:58:07 +0000

@Greg

” I win some free beverages and two hundred rounds of ammunition, which I will enjoy in quite obviously separate celebrations.”

Exactly what the hell do you mean by that statement?

By: MP Resident

MP Resident — Wed, 21 May 2008 15:36:17 +0000

I’d been mailing them a printout of this peso:

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/110960.html

Last year I even included a note saying, “I was waiting for the results of the senate vote on the amnesty bill before I mailed in my contribution. Based on the results, my contribution is enclosed”..and put the peso in.