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Rule Of Law Resolution Offers Business Opportunities
By Greg L | 14 June 2008 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 19 Comments
And folks said that the Rule of Law Resolution was bad for business? It would seem that a KYDA professional wrestler going by the name “El Dirty Sanchezz” is making his career from it. He gets to play the underdog, and if he can’t make an event he can then claim that Prince William County denied him a wrestling license because he claims he is an illegal alien from Mexico. It’s just the sort of lowbrow theater that professional wrestling thrives on, which gave this guy an opportunity to create a stage for himself last summer as the debate over illegal immigration exploded in Prince William County. By all accounts, he seems to be doing pretty well.
I’m not quite sure this is the image of Mexico that some might want to present, but it sure does seem to be entertaining:
This week featured a new segment at KYDA Pro Wrestling as we were all treated to the first ever El Dirty Sanchezz Donkey Fiesta to take place in the continental United States. The ring was adorned with traditional Mexican regalia as El Dirty Sanchezz himself came to the ring complete with poncho, sombrero, and maracas, ready for the fiesta. Unfortunately, Mr. Sanchezz does not speak very much English, but he said something about “The Duke” John Wayne as the KYDA Pro cowboy John Bodey came out to the ring. Bodey was given his own sombrero and maracas to join in on the celebration and the official Donkey Fiesta mascot piñata was lowered into the ring. Bodey was blindfolded and given a bat, but after a few attempts could not manage to find the piñata to break it open. Then, to everyone’s surprise, Sanchezz grabbed the bat and decked Bodey in the face, sending him flying to the mat. The Donkey Fiesta was quite a hit here in the United States for it’s first appearance and should manage to continue it’s success in the coming weeks.
At least it’s not this guy. To the extent I can stand professional wrestling at all, I’ll take a hokey fake Mexican illegal alien dressed up like an expatriate lucha libre over some guy in a pink tutu and mohawk that likes to kiss his opponents on the mouth.
“Maximo”: definitely someone who shouldn’t get a work visa.
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Sounds like a good event to boycott. Hint, hint all you guys out there…and ladies who enjoy watching the boys beat the orchestrated crap out of each other, as well. Just a suggestion, but I believe that ICE should be out there taking pictures of license plates for research purposes and the organized gang task force pictures of people wearing “colors.” Betcha there’ll be lots of those there.
yeah, this is funny. Funny because about only 5 people probably show up to these matches.
“Humor and satire”
Worthy of your attention, Greg???????????????????????
I fail to see ANY humor in this.
It says the match would be held at Prince William County Fairgrounds. Why would PWC even consider giving permission for events like these. “lowbrow theater”, that’s for sure.
BTW - how come you spent your Saturday night surfing for tripe like this?
Krutis - go back to bed.
Tell ya what. Next Friday night at the Patriot Bar &
Grill on Rt. 50 in Fairfax City, 8 p.m. Have him come
battle ready. We can be the opening event before Karaoke Night
starts.
Oh my goodness this is funny. It’s all show just like Wrestling I use to watch with my grandmother nearly 30 years ago.
It is a funny group of characters who take their “sport” seriously. Did you know that this sport is licensed and then monitored by the state at each of their events?
The pink tutu is frightening hahaha.
I’m afraid to think what would have come out of the pinata if Body ever hit it. A real Mexican supressa!
manassascityresident said on 15 Jun 2008 at 8:08 am:
Krutis - go back to bed.
She WAS in bed and was dreaming about the time when she was a professional wrestler.
Krutis: I was expecting another inane pun from you. What gives?
OK, you guys. I DID go back to bed and had the most fantastic dream about Prince Malik and Bazooka Joe disabling the match officials before they were handcuffed (not the officials).
Mr Pink Tutu waited on the sidelines and kissed and comforted the officials after the blood had been wiped off. He was kinda cute actually!
Let me know when and where the next match takes place. OK?
Inane enuff????
I’m going to watch golf. Tiger was absolutely awsome yesterday with his 70 ft putt.
“Krutis said on 15 Jun 2008 at 4:27 am:
“Humor and satire”
Worthy of your attention, Greg???????????????????????
I fail to see ANY humor in this. ”
Why doesn’t this surprise me? Krutis, doesn’t appreciate humor? She would rather watch…golf! What a ball-o-fire! Quick, someone put a mirror up to her mouth. I don’t think she can fog it.
Oh, Anonguy, if you knew, me you’d LOVE me. I’m SOOOO alive. Hot and heavy breathing comes easy to me. You don’t know what you’re missing!
If there was a KYDA match today, I’d be there, you betcha!
Krutis said on 15 Jun 2008 at 4:58 pm:
Hot and heavy breathing comes easy to me.
Okay, okay. Drop the “hot and heavy”. As long as you’re breathing is fine.
Okay, the pic with the dude (???) in pink with the flower is a bit much. Makes one want to clean his eyes with a wire brush! Yeesh!
Whatever happened to the Ultimate Warrior of WWF fame?
He became a conservative commentator.
Warrior formally retired from wrestling in 1999, and has found a new career as a conservative speaker and commentator, denouncing left-wing politics.
So, if the Ultimate Warrior can become a conservative commentator can Greg L become a professional wrestler?
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2008/06/16/20080616mexicanflight.html
A little taste of the culture that apologists want us to assimilate.
http://www.examiner.com/a-1443218~Washington_area_police_report_wave_of_burglaries__cite_illegal_immigrants.html?cid=rss-Washington_DC
I saw this coming.