What Would Gay Pride “Combat Veterans” Wear As Uniforms?
By Greg L | 20 June 2008 | Humor & Satire | 28 Comments
I never realized that “gay pride” marches were supposed to celebrate a “military victory” by militant homosexuals against law enforcement personnel, but at least some seem to think that’s what it’s all about. I had always been under the impression that these were simply rather disgusting displays of perversion that sought to reinforce the liberal agenda of culturally reclassifying what is perverted as desirable. But what would I know, I’m just a married guy with kids that cringes when some guy puts on a dress and starts trying to pull off “feminine”, and inevitably fails.
Never forget what Pride is meant to celebrate-MILITARY VICTORY over the NYPD vice squad and ATF at the Stonewall Inn!
On June 28, 1969, these pigs raided 6the Stonewall Inn in NYC-one of 4 Gay bars they raided in NYC that summer. That time, the situation blew up, leading to three days of street battles.
Here’s what reports of the battle I have read say happened:
The pigs went in and starred busting bar staff and drag queens-and that caused the crowd to simply explode! Overwhelmed and unable to make arrests,the pigs had to barricade themselves inside the bar as the crowd swarmed in to attack.
The doors were then battered down with an uprooted parking meter-and at least one pig pulled a gun. The response was lighter fluid and a lit match, which did not connect. Shortly thereafter the TPF(riot squad) fought their way in, rescued the beseiged vice cops.
The reports I have read do not make clear what happened next, but it is generally agreed that three days of hard fighting resulted-and the Gay Liberation movement came roaring out into the light of day. Bar raids slowed, then stopped. Pigs going undercover in parks to cruise Gay men and attempt to arrest whoever took the bait also began a steep and fast decline.
With legal sanctions against Gay bars and clubs dying out, the Gay neigbhorhoods of many cities took off, leading to strong, defensible communities in most major cities.
THIS is what Pride is meant to celebrate-NOT having a pro-Gay marketing campaign at Suntrust Bank!!! As recently as the 1990’s the NYC parades were lead by the combat veterans of Stonewall, in a pointed reminder of what can happen when an organized and militant community is trifled with.
So the homosexual movement has their “combat veterans” who have attacked law enforcement. Yeah, I feel better about “gay pride” now. I guess I’ll be on the lookout for folks wearing creative uniforms. While they seem to be somewhat ill-suited for close combat, the headgear is simply marvelous.
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Two hardened combat veterans of the 1-135th Gay Pride Ultralight Infantry Battalion pose with their Wiccan chaplain. |
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A Sergeant in the 229th Bondage, Rubber, and Chemical Warfare Company shows he means business. |
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Greg’s rather common weekend “Humor and Satire” chapter started this morning.
Last Saturday night he dug up the story about KYDA wrestling.
Go to it, folks!
I thought Krutis was in California getting married.
This is one of those “news items” that may have been better left on the cutting room floor. IMHO, at best, it is “filler” and intended to sensationalize the actions of a small number of Gays in America.
Though I’m sure it touched a nerve at the time, this space may have been to put to much better use for issues far more important than the rantings of men and women who represent a very small percentage of Gays.
ask eric byer or annabel, they may know!
The pictures and captions are hilarious. On a slow news day, why not have a little humor?
BTW, I don’t think there is any reason to believe these folks represent only a very small percentage of gays. The potential is in all of them because deviancy, once allowed to fester and grow, has nothing to bound it. Look at the recent raid of the park in Triangle. These appear to be normal, everyday men who were caught committing acts of sodomy in broad daylight, in view of children!
Greg, be honest, you are just jealous because your abs don’t look like that.
“KO said on 20 Jun 2008 at 8:48 am:
The potential is in all of them because deviancy, once allowed to fester and grow, has nothing to bound it. Look at the recent raid of the park in Triangle. These appear to be normal, everyday men who were caught committing acts of sodomy in broad daylight, in view of children!”
Well said! Turns out that one of these fine pillars of the cummunity was employed by the PWC Public Schools, in a role that brought him in daily contact with children. The actions of the PWCPD aren’t “targeting” gay men. They are targeting perverts who are soliciting deviant sex from other perverts in a public place. This public place isn’t a gay bar, or “gay” section of town. No. This is a park, where suburban and semi-urban citizens are supposed to be able to go, to enjoy time outdoors, many with their families. We shouldn’t tolerate this type of behavior one bit.
But, to the point of this post. I laughed my head off. If these folks want to have “pride” and be treated with “dignity”, then why parade around in outrageous costumes that only feed the sterotype and very real perception that they are indeed deviations of societal norms? Those that claim that these people are “natural” should really take a good look at how nature works. Any species that would look to exclusively mate with same-sex would die of extinction. No offspring can be produced, and (thankfully) their genes would not be passed on.
I meant to say deviancy has nothing to bind it.
KO said on 20 Jun 2008 at 8:48 am: BTW, I don’t think there is any reason to believe these folks represent only a very small percentage of gays. The potential is in all of them because deviancy, once allowed to fester and grow, has nothing to bind it. …..
As you choose. The truth is, there are extroverts in every group. The more outlandish they are, the larger the group appears.
What I find mildly amusing is people (some who make a loud noise against gays) often work beside them for years, without ever even knowing it. Some even call them “friend.”
junes_reston said on 20 Jun 2008 at 9:42 am:
What I find mildly amusing is people (some who make a loud noise against gays) often work beside them for years, without ever even knowing it. Some even call them “friend.”
People said the same thing about most serial killers as well. You will often hear the same remarks spoken concerning child molesters, so you may want to chose another defense. It’s interesting that we justify certin acts because they are done by “nice people”, and we don’t have to see them. Most deviants hide their acts so that they CAN function in society. Do you think anyone would have a job if they solicited sex in the company bathroom, or wore feathers and leather to work?
I don’t make a loud noise about gays, but I do follow the teachings of my faith, as well as the natural truth that we all can see if we block out the noise of political correctness. Homosexuality is an aberration in nature; it does not exist beyond isolated examples by “scientists” eager to provide a justification. In fact, the number of homosexuals in our society is always overstated by the media. The ten percent figure that was quoted in a 1970’s study (by Masters and Johnson I beleive?) is the number that is usually referenced in any story about gays. If I am correct, that study has been largely debunked, and other studies have shown that less than five percent of society is homosexual.
No society has survived that has openly embraced this deviancy. The Greeks, Spartans, and Romans have all perished. Once the tapestry of morality begins to unravel in a society, there is no stopping the process. Moral relativism begins to take over, and there is no longer anything left that is taboo.
I love the sinner, but hate the sin. I probably do have friends that are gay and I don’t know it. But that doesn’t justify their actions in any way.
I lean more towards science and that homosexuality is not a behavior of choice. so on this topic, we will have to agree to disagree
[sigh] Not an open thread in sight.
KO
“People said the same thing about most serial killers as well.” Whooa! What a comparison! Are you in any way comparing serial killers to homosexuals?
Homosexuality is NOT a choice. I know that very well because of having a family member who is a lesbian. When asked by her mother when she first knew, she said it was when she was about 7 yrs old. And, I’ll tell you, it was NOT by choice!
You and your ilk can talk all you want about SIN and MORALITY. Nature doesn’t produce homogeneous creatures; there are variations in every specie.
You come over as one of those for whom the Mac Davis sings:
“Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble
when you’re perfect in e v e r y way….”
junes_reston
We’re on the same page here.
Krustis, I know your routine, and I won’t be baited. If you read the post completely, you’d see that I was telling June that her defense is the same statement that people make about pedophiles and killers. I was not comparing the two acts, although killing and sodomy are both sins according to the Bible.
I am a flawed creature, and by the grace of Jesus Christ my sins have been forgiven. So yes, in Christ I have been made perfect. I suggest that you turn your life over to him too, and ask that your sins be forgiven.
Do you honestly beleive that, if you ask someone why they are living in a deviant manner, they will give you a truthful answer? It’s much easier to blame it on genetics-it provides folks with an easy excuse to avoid facing the truth. It’s also easier for family members to blame the deviancy of a relative on genetics, rather than the personal choice that has been made.
There are probably many people who had a homosexual thought when they were seven, but they did not conclude that made them homosexual. Some people are tempted with thoughts like this their entire life, just like alcoholics are tempted to drink, gamblers want to place a bet, and compulsive eaters want to snack. But you don’t succumb to the temptation.
As a biologist, I confirm your statement about the variety in nature. There are diffent skin colors, different eye colors, shapes, and sizes. God has given his creation a beauty of diversity. However, homosexuality is not included in that diversity. Life could not sustain itself if that were the case.
I understand my opinion is not popular, and it angers people like you. It won’t sway me from speaking the truth, and asking you to honestly contemplate this issue and pray over it. Hate the sin, love the sinner. You can still love someone and condemn the actions that they decide to take.
junes_reston said on 20 Jun 2008 at 11:22 am:
I lean more towards science and that homosexuality is not a behavior of choice. so on this topic, we will have to agree to disagree
There has been no conclusive study that proves homosexuality is genetic. Special interests groups pressured medical associations to change their definitions, but this was not the result of any in depth study. Other researchers, attempting to prove a pre-existing belief, state they have seen brain differences between straight and gay persons. This does not prove anything, as we know little to nothing about the function of the human brain.
KO
What truth are you speaking of? Homosexuality is a choice? Your sins have been forgiven? That, “homosexuality is not included in that diversity. Life could not sustain itself if that were the case.” Aren’t there barren women and sterile men on Earth who did not choose to be so; yet the species continues?
What exactly are you proclaiming as truth and what is your proof?
Thanks, Matt! A voice of reason.
Matt said on 20 Jun 2008 at 1:26 pm:
KO
“What truth are you speaking of? Homosexuality is a choice? Your sins have been forgiven? That, “homosexuality is not included in that diversity. Life could not sustain itself if that were the case.” Aren’t there barren women and sterile men on Earth who did not choose to be so; yet the species continues?
What exactly are you proclaiming as truth and what is your proof?’
The truth is that 1) homosexuality is a deviant behavior; 2) there is a difference between diversity and sin, and ; 3) there is no physical impairment that causes homosexuality, as is the case with sterility.
Yes, my sins have been forgiven. But, there is nothing special about me. All are equally able to receive forgivness through Jesus Christ. Jesus loves us all, even those that are practicing this deviant behavior. And he offers healing and forgiveness to everyone.
Krutis, you’re just an old Poo!
Krutis said on 20 Jun 2008 at 11:41 am:
“Homosexuality is NOT a choice. I know that very well because of having a family member who is a lesbian. When asked by her mother when she first knew, she said it was when she was about 7 yrs old. And, I’ll tell you, it was NOT by choice!”
You know, you might have a point. I do believe that if forced to spend a significant amount of time with you, a man could be driven to become gay. On the flip side, a lesbian forced into the same situation, might be driven to go straight. This may bear further exploration. You up for it Krutis?
Not Hot for Krutis
“Humor & Satire” Yep!
Wow, you dug and found a few wackos gays… if you want to see a few wackos that want to kill gays, go to www.godhatesf*gs.com. By the way, do us gays make you more angry than all of the wonderful straight “men” that go around raping women and molesting children? Maybe you should re-evalute the list of things you find perverted and get your priorities in order.
When I went to the D.C. gay pride festival, I saw the crowds cheer the Police and other public servants. There are plenty of us gays that love this country and many of us have died for this country… look up Alan Rogers in the washblade… he was a good friend of mine with two bronze stars (one post humously awarded).
Keep your sexual preferences to yourself (this applies to EVERYBODY) and we’ll all get along better. I understand that this would require maturity and a sense of modesty. Nobody should be either persecuted or given special accomodations because of sexual preference.
Johnson 9:25am
MODESTY?!?! And MATURITY?!?!
After what Greg ran in his opening blurb, you’re upset with proudgayAmerican. Wow!
Greg didn’t have to run this at all; it has nothing to do with Help Save Manassas and illegal immigration, does it? He was just bored and wanted to stir up his minions on a slow weekend.
I am quite shure that nobody here has any kind of classical education that our noblese oblige gentry have had . It is a currently accepted fact that the greatest army the world has ever expiereneced was that of ALEXANDER the great; he epitomised the sexual relations of his men to the extreme to turn them into the ultimate combate force. Read more world history, it will shock you. I am not gay. I do not sanction the life style. I do not want my son to be told it is acceptable. If two adults want to do the extream in there house and I as a neighbor Know not the better so be it. It is called LIBERTY. I do not accept gays,that is my right as a private citizen, but as our constitution declares they do have rights as we do under law but not in our beliefs.
Has any body ever watched a female dog ever hump a male cat? Nature misswires all of us. If they are born that way let them be . Hide in the closet and don not tell anybody. The straight of us see it biologically as a hinderance .to our reproduction. That is why we hate them. They are born that way. Let sleeping dogs ly.
Krutis thanks for your kind words. I’m not a big fan of illegal immigration, but the “right-wing” agenda uses this issue as a hot button to anger people to gain power. First the illegals, then the gays, then the other people “they” don’t like. Funny how Hitler did the same things with the Jews.
Johnson, why should I keep my preference to myself? It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Saying I’m “gay” is about as immodest or immature to me as saying I’m a “Christian”, or “American”, or saying my name.
JHeinzinger @ 1:02am
What would you do if your son came to you and told you: “Dad, I’m gay”? Would you tell him he’s not your son any longer, go hide in the closet and don’t tell anybody.
“I do not accept gays.”
At 1:13 it gets worse: “The straight of us see it biologically as a hindrance to our reproduction. That is why we hate them.” So how do you feel about vasectomies?
THAT IS WHY WE HATE THEM. Read that again, and again, and again. You might find yourself with a homosexual grandchild one day. It could happen, you know. No one is immune.
Gays have been murdered by people who hate gays just for being gay.