Maybe someone here could help this poor guy out…
I am a crack dealer in Woodbridge, Virginia who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. One of my sisters lives in Alexandria and is married to a transvestite. My parents live in Richmond and have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in D.C. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Wallens Ridge State Prison for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Vienna. She is a part time ‘working girl’.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?
Worried About My Reputation
At least the cousin isn’t supporting Bill Day.
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