The Prince William County Police Mounted Unit (affectionately known as the “Prince William Mounted Amazon Cavalry” hereabouts) played host to “horsegirltv.com” recently, giving host Angelea Walkup an opportunity to get a close up look at the police operations that apparently focuses on providing a mobile petting zoo for the community’s children. After 400 hours of training for four officers, this unit is apparently credited with one arrest of someone drinking beer in someone else’s back yard. No doubt criminals across the county are now struggling with nightmares of being chased down by a horse after watching this program.
I know, it’s not exactly the stunning success many might have hoped for as a result of this program, but the kids do seem to enjoy petting the horses and it gets the PIO on this very popular horseytv show. No word on when they will outfit these officers with shields, spears and perhaps uniforms more fitting the role of the Prince William Amazon Mounted Cavalry. Appearances are important, after all.
Now if they could only deploy this unit on Route One near Prince William Parkway. While riding they might play this instead of Ride of the Valkyries, and really stike terror into the hearts of criminals in the county.
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