“Well first, Joe [Biden] comes from a state, Delaware, that borders Virginia on the eastern shore part of Virginia. Virginia and Delaware are not only bordering but also very very similar, and uh, I think there’s a lot in common and Joe understands that…”
Obama (the guy who thinks there are fifty-seven states) should have selected someone with an equally strong grasp of geography as he, and Kaine would have been just the perfect pick, as this clip demonstrates. For Virginia residents though, the embarassment of telling a national television audience that you don’t understand the characteristics of the state of which you are the chief executive must be enormous. And for good reason, as this is just pathetic.
What a knucklehead. I suppose Kaine is going to start talking about a huge cut in the sales tax in Virginia now, since we’re suddenly so similar to Delaware?
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