From the “Too Bizarre to have been made up Department”:
U.S. Customs officials at Dulles International Airport discovered the charred carcasses of three monkeys in the luggage of a traveler arriving from Central Africa.
The monkeys have been confiscated are being examined by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
Picture yourself behind this guy in line for customs at Dulles. They discover what’s in this guy’s suitcase, and you just have to imagine someone asked him why they were there. You’re trying not to be obnoxious, but you lean ever so forward and cock your head as the suitcase owner mumbles back to the customs agent…
Meanwhile, some poor schmuck at CDC is wondering what he did wrong to be tasked with running forensic tests on overcooked whole monkeys instead of being on the forefronts of medical research.
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