Where have I heard this before?
Police in Leesburg are looking for an illegal Salvadoran immigrant who is wanted for sexually assaulting a 5-year-old girl.
Carlos Felipe Centeno, 21, was found partially clothed with the victim, who told police she had been assaulted.
Centeno, 6-foot-1, 220 pounds, may be riding a blue bicycle. Anyone who may know Centeno’s location can contact police at 703-771-4521.
From the sounds of this, it appears the police caught this guy in the act and then for some insane reason decided to let him go. Unbelievable.
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