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Happy Earth Day!

By Greg L | 22 April 2009 | Humor & Satire | 23 Comments

In honor of “Earth Day” (or Lenin’s birthday, if you prefer) I invite you to enjoy the above video of some members of Earth First. Maybe we can all shed tears in remembrance of all of the horrible things that the human race has visited on Mother Gaia. The designated moment to atone for the sins of the human race upon our planet has been designated as 8:59PM this evening, sponsored by Esurance.com and Nickelodeon.  Following the observance, American Idol will symbolically lower their stage lighting during vocal performances.

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Do your part, and make a member of Earth First cry on this anniversary of their prophet, Vladimir Lenin.

UPDATE: Looks like a few others are piling on as well:

Snapped Shot:

Well, here are some self-worthy ideas that you can do to make the Earth live a bit longer. I know my efforts added another 12 seconds to man’s existence.

1) Take extra long steps so that the steps/CO2 ratio increases thus reducing the overall amount of CO2 produced per step you take.

2) Quit your job. That way you don’t have to drive to work using that human-killing car.

3) Lose that 400 pounds of extra weight you accumulated last Christmas. Your intake causes starving children in Darfur.

4) Hold every other breath. See Suggestion 1 as explanation.

Cavalcade of Conflictedness, writing Got A Kid?? Send Him To Bed Before Nine Tonight or Al Gore Will Eat Him:

You want kids, who today have the attention span of a retarded fruit fly, to unplug their Gameboys and Wii’s for ONE FREAKING MINUTE? Who really gives a flying crap about turning off your game for 60 seconds? And like kids will remember to do that. They will already be too mesmerized by the toxic glow of Guitar Hero to remember to do it. And, Fox is right, shouldn’t these little brats be in bed or reading or …OMG….spending time with their families rather than pecking away on a game controller?

Virginia Virtucon chimes in with this:

So, why don’t I celebrate “Earth Day”?  I have two main reasons.  First and foremost, I believe that most of the environmentalists behind it come from the far-left preservationist school of thought, so there is a fundamental disagreement over what the ultimate goals are.  The Sierra Club, the Environmental Defense Fund, Greenpeace and others (you know, the Algore-types) are always the first ones to file lawsuits to stop practically any new development.  They use the guise of “smart growth” to promote their true agenda of “no growth.”  (See the humor site “The People’s Cube” for its depiction of “Earth Day.”)

Second, “Earth Day” is nothing more than something that makes people feel good without, for the most part, actually accomplishing anything substantive.  Think about it.  Before you recycle that next newspaper or aluminum can, ask yourself whether you are actually conserving resources by doing so or if you are just making yourself feel good.

While the venerable Tertium Quids notes:

As today is the birthday of one of the great monsters of history, V.I. Lenin, I’ll avoid the all-too-easy comparisons with earth day and instead point you to this Style Weekly piece where the president of the Virginia Commonwealth University chapter of the International Students for Social Equality discusses whether Mr. Obama is a socialist.

Finally, the People’s Cube demystifies the connection between Earth Day and Lenin’s Birthday in 2005, but few seemed to notice:

Apart from raising our awareness about capitalism as the source of the world’s troubles, Earth Day is a celebration of uncompensated collective work for the Greater Good. Thus both Earth Day and Subbotnik [Lenin’s Birthday] coincided on so many levels that it was only logical to combine them into one holiday. The Left had already taken over the environmental movement in the past, now they took over Earth Day and turned it into a communist holiday. That was not so hard to do, considering that international progressive movements own the American mass media and educational establishments.

Their entry for this year is equally informative, complete with Obama and the Missus diligently shoveling in observance of Subbotnik.  The more things change…

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  1. me-n-u said on 22 Apr 2009 at 3:55 pm:
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    Dear Patriots and Tea-Partiers,

    We have our permit from the National Park Service. It’s a go!

    Saturday April 25th, beginning at 11:00 in the morning and dispersing by 1:00pm. Just a couple of hours out of a beautiful spring day.

    We will be gathering in the south-east quadrant of LaFayette Square, right across Pennsylvania Avenue from the White House. And what a great location! Red line Metro stop is Farragut North. Orange/Blue line Metro stops Farragut West or McPherson Square . There may be street parking available, but it will be hit or miss. Follow the Tea Party links on our website to see a map of Lafayette Sqare.

    If you’re coming from Northern Virginia, we might suggest parking in the big parking garage at the Ballston Common Mall in Arlington . It’s a couple of short blocks south of the Ballston Metro stop on the Orange line and is not very expensive.

  2. Pat.Herve said on 22 Apr 2009 at 4:44 pm:
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    So, you are suggesting that we should not look at the Earth and all she provides for us? Should we not look at the Earth and see how we are damaging our only environment?

    And, what is the tie in with Lenin?

    As for the video, if it is legit, I think those people need a few days away from the brainwash machine (just like some of us need a few days away from the talking heads).

    As far as carbon credits go - the companies polluted the ground because they thought no one would know, but one day, people do find out - http://www.syracuse.com/specialreports/index.ssf/2009/01/life_in_the_plume_ibms_polluti.html - usually, because of health problems. Believe it or not, global climate change is real - it IS affecting countries all over the world - and carbon emissions are a root cause of a large part of this change.

  3. TedKennedysSwimInstructor said on 22 Apr 2009 at 6:10 pm:
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    Climate change is a hoax being perpetuated by liberals to shutdown the US economy and turn us into a socialist cesspool.

    Obama’s EPA already has regulations ready to go charging a carbon fine on cow farts.

    The left is out of control.

  4. The Patriot (Got E-Verify?) said on 22 Apr 2009 at 6:18 pm:
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    “County judge gives green light to Fremont’s immigration vote”
    This will help clean up the county. Now when can we do the same here…to actually have Chief Deane get busy on illegal immigration.

  5. The Patriot (Got E-Verify?) said on 22 Apr 2009 at 6:23 pm:
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    “The American Civil Liberties Union says a Southern California city’s traffic checkpoints are really aimed at rounding up illegal immigrants.”

    Another GREAT idea to “clean” up our illegal immigration mess. Chief Deane…we need checkpoints. If the pro-amnesty types are making a fuss, we (and they) all know it works!

  6. The Patriot (Got E-Verify?) said on 22 Apr 2009 at 6:42 pm:
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    “Sen. Jeff Sessions Demands Correction from Napolitano”
    Another GREAT “clean up” activity for our illegal immigration mess.

  7. Pat.Herve said on 22 Apr 2009 at 6:56 pm:
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    Seems that all discussion around here comes back to the II.

    Do you arrest the drug user or the drug dealer?

  8. BattleCat said on 22 Apr 2009 at 7:29 pm:
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    Mark, I thinks you got you little butt paddled, there!

  9. Cargosquid said on 22 Apr 2009 at 7:54 pm:
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    Happy Earth Day! Lenin’s Birthday! He was SUCH a leader of conservation! He was the first,…no,… He,uh, no,… Oh! He instituted centralized, tyrannical government that, by force of law, took away property rights and restricted freedom, ie, communism, under which, said government absolutely raped the environment of the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe. So, he has that going for him….

    Oh, and make sure you hit Wal-Mart today. Buy some incandescent light bulbs. Stock up. The environmentalists have gotten them banned by 2012.

    The phase-out of incandescent light is to begin with the 100-watt bulb in 2012 and end in 2014 with the 40-watt.

    So now we get to import mercury filled Chinese light bulbs, built in EPA exempt, slave labor factories, powered by dirty coal, in the the great environmental paradise of Communist China and transported to the USA using huge ships powered by oil. So, we have that going for us……

  10. Citizen12 said on 22 Apr 2009 at 8:19 pm:
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    So let’s do our part and help those poor Earth First anarchists redirect their frustration. We can air lift them to the Middle East, tell them the place used to look like the Oregon forest before the Islamofascist hit town, load them down with some canteens and AK’s and let them have at it.

    Once their done there we can drop them off south of the border and tell them the place was once the “Mexican Amazon Forrest” before the drug cartels came to town. Kinda like the A-TEAM of the New World Order.

    From the looks of this their sister branch is already at work down there:

    Mexican Leather Expo Burned
    By MDA


  11. bonscott1976 said on 23 Apr 2009 at 4:15 am:
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    in honor of “earth day”, i did the following….

    1. bought a cow, fed it real well so it would put out tons of methane gas.
    2. turned on every light in the house and outside the house as well as ran out an entire tank of gas in my jeep. the latter of which gets about 13 MPG.
    3. encouraged everyone in my neighborhood to do the same.
    4. started eating more, driving more, smoking more (in public i might add) and not exercising. thereby vastly contributing to the notion that the earth is warming….

    ….it’s the end of april/beginning of may and it’s still snowing out west….global warming my ass….

    thing is, your grand children’s, grand children’s, great great grand children will be well dead and gone before anything truly adverse happens.

    happy earth day y’all ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  12. Anonymous said on 23 Apr 2009 at 6:07 am:
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    You bring up a good point. Does anyone know how much mercury was released into the atmosphere on 9/11 when thousands or many tens of thousands of fluorescent lights were vaporized? Heck, they evacuate an entire school if someone breaks a single mercury thermometer in a chemistry lab!

  13. Anonymous said on 23 Apr 2009 at 6:31 am:
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    The loons at antibvbl are off discussing such fabulous things as flourescent lights, high efficiency washers/dryers (those fancy things those snobs buy to show off their fancy laundry room to visitors while pretending they are saving the environment), night lights that come on automatically, hybrid cars, etc. I guess it is a whole lot better than them discussing immigration! Still, they need a clue - none of the efforts in all of the above amount to a hill of beans. They’d save more energy by unplugging their computers and not blogging than by any of the above. Their air conditioning system must work overtime removing all the hot air they generate!

  14. Anonymous said on 23 Apr 2009 at 6:32 am:
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    To celebrate Earth Day I think I’ll go out and buy a Hummer and drive it all over the entire DC area using hundreds of gallons of gas!

  15. John Gault said on 23 Apr 2009 at 7:43 am:
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    “t IS affecting countries all over the world - and carbon emissions are a root cause of a large part of this change.”

    Ah, Pat….are you 100% positive that carbon emitted by people is the major cause of global climate change? If so, how would you explain the numerous periods throughout geologic history where the Earth’s mean temps rose and fell dramatically, before man walked the Earth? Since the start of the industrial revolution, the mean temp of the Earth has risen only a couple of degrees, and the science indicates that the Earth has been undergoing a warming trend for a great deal longer…like since the end of the last ice age, 15,000 years ago.

    I would suggest that you pick up a copy of Bill Bryson’s great book, “A Short History of Nearly Everything”. If you read it, (or listen to it, since the Bull Run Library has it on audiobook), you will learn how scientific theory has developed. You will learn that at just about the time when “all of the experts” believe something has been proven beyond a shadow of doubt, someone comes along a proves them wrong. You will also learn a great deal about Geology, Chemistry, Meteorology, Astronomy, Physics, etc.

    Please don’t get me wrong. I strongly believe that we need to do a better job of protecting the environment. Clean air, clean water, developing renewable energy, recycling plastics, paper, metals, old tires, sustainability, all of those “smart” things people talk about should be done…the right way. “Green” is good, if it saves money over time. However, when we start talking about “carbon offsets”, “Cap & Trade” or ruining entire industries by forcing them to do things based on questionable science, I have to wave the BS flag. These are nothing more than scams based on some enormous shell-game.

    Also, if we trust our future to the radical elements of the environmental movement, like the ones depicted in the video, we are in real trouble. I am not about to stand for a bunch of hippies running around worshiping Gia, making me wear clothes made from pot plants, telling me and my wife that it is wrong to shave any body hair because plastics are used in the manufacture of razors. These are the same people who opposed the BLM clearing away underbrush in many of the national parks and forests, which lead to the accumulation of fuel, which when hit with naturally occurring lightning, caused huge wildfires over the last several years. These wildfires have put about 50 years worth of carbon into the atmosphere, which you believe is the main source of global warming.

    Here’s a novel theory…the main cause of global warming is…THE SUN!

  16. TedKennedysSwimInstructor said on 23 Apr 2009 at 7:54 am:
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    The Editor’s Musings Blog is written by Democrat Editorial Page Editor Alex Granados:


  17. Anonymous said on 23 Apr 2009 at 8:23 am:
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    All the crazies listen to Al Gore, the “Goracle” and his crazy theories. His movie “An Inconvenient Truth” should be retitled “An Inconvenient Bore”. How it won an academy award is a good question. Of course Hollywood is run by liberals, so that’s really the answer.

  18. Anonymous said on 23 Apr 2009 at 11:38 am:
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    The Patriot (Got E-Verify?) said on 22 Apr 2009 at 6:42 pm: Flag comment

    “Sen. Jeff Sessions Demands Correction from Napolitano”
    Another GREAT “clean up” activity for our illegal immigration mess.

    Napolitano apparently has taken over Joe Biden’s affinity for putting a foot in the mouth. How many times in the last two weeks has she mis-spoke? Too many to count. The only thing she has going for her is that she is in good company between Biden, Pelosi, Reid, Obama and whatshisname secretary of the treasury. BIRDS OF A FEATHER!

  19. TedKennedysSwimInstructor said on 23 Apr 2009 at 11:42 am:
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    The Potomac News is reporting the perpetual menstrual cramp bitches over at the anti site got out their solar powered vibrators yesterday to demonstrate carbon-neutral orgasms - the cold rainy day stopped the flow.

  20. Mark said on 23 Apr 2009 at 12:07 pm:
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    well, I was saying that as a joke, but whatever.

  21. faithmy said on 23 Apr 2009 at 12:38 pm:
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    After watching that video, I am going to celebrate Earth day by having sex with my husband who is FAR too much a man to kneel down and CRY like a little bitch over a TREE.

  22. chucky said on 24 Apr 2009 at 3:48 pm:
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    Ted that is hilarious, I’m sure they stocked up on batteries for the even or just had KG along for the ride to turn the hand-crank when the sky got overcast. That was pretty funny, now I’ll have a very hard time sleeping since I have that disgusting picture in my head now.

    picturing any of those women in a pseudo-sexual way makes my stomach extremely ill….

  23. Rush Limbaugh's prescription dealer said on 25 Apr 2009 at 4:01 am:
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    Okay, maybe some of these people needed a good opportunity to scream just for the sake of being in a remote place. But politics has nothing to do with the fact, that a great deal of science is now involved to find viable solutions to the problems created by pollution. To be in denial of the most obvious sounds like those that believed the earth was flat….

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