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Help Luke Torian Find His Hummer!

By Greg L | 19 July 2009 | 52nd HOD District, Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 12 Comments

Luke Torain apparently misplaced his moral compass, and could use your help.  Let’s see what we can do for this man of God.

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  1. Anonymous said on 19 Jul 2009 at 11:22 pm:
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    Right now he is having more problems than finding his hummer.

    This news was reported from out of town.

  2. Anonymous said on 19 Jul 2009 at 11:40 pm:
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    Are we talking money problems or health problems?

  3. Johnson said on 20 Jul 2009 at 5:20 am:
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    We’re teasing another clown who uses innocent people’s religious faith to obtain wealth and power. It’s the oldest profession in the world, since shamens and medicine men. What cracks me up is that his supporters continue to give him their money and support, knowing that he is a scam artist. There’s a guy named Moqtada Al Sadr who’s going to take over Iraq very soon, using the same scam.

  4. Anonymous said on 20 Jul 2009 at 9:45 am:
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    more information will be coming out soon.

  5. Anonymous said on 20 Jul 2009 at 11:22 am:
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    The web page is working. Why would someone say it is not working?

    The page cannot be found
    The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

    Please try the following:

    The Web page is working.

  6. Anonymous said on 20 Jul 2009 at 1:54 pm:
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    I just feel sorry for the people at that church.

  7. Johnson said on 21 Jul 2009 at 11:22 am:
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    They are free to worship anywhere they like. Apparently they agree with his politics and methods. They have consumed the Kool-Aid.

  8. Anonymous said on 21 Jul 2009 at 1:32 pm:
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    Well I am voting for Lopez. Lopez is the best man for the job.

  9. Anonymous said on 21 Jul 2009 at 2:35 pm:
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    Rafael Lopez is an excellent candidate. He understands the issues.

    Lopez said 52nd District voters aren’t focused on social issues.
    “The people are worried about bread-and-butter issues.”

    He is right on the target.

  10. Harry said on 23 Jul 2009 at 1:43 pm:
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    Jeez, driving a Hummer! Sounds like he’s a Republican. He will easily defeat Rafael “The Dumfries Loon” Lopez, 58%-42%.

  11. Bryanna said on 24 Jul 2009 at 11:17 am:
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    The “bread and butter” issues is a quote from Democrat Paul Nichols web-site!

    Lopez has stated to reliable sources that he supports Amnesty for all illegals but now he is back pedaling and denying it. That makes him a liar.

    Hmm.. a man of faith or Lopez…man of faith or Lopez….

  12. anonymous said on 29 Sep 2009 at 8:31 pm:
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    I’m voting for Chris Royse for the 52nd!

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