If you’re a bored kid and want to make sure that your prank causes the greatest amount of confusion and tail-chasing, the News & Messenger gives you the recipe on how to do that here. No doubt this will be followed up with press conferences from visibly worried public officials and candidates telling us how seriously they’re taking the important problem of sod relocation at construction sites, and how important it is to prevent anyone moving turfgrass in ways that may shock our collective conscience.
Meanwhile, while these folks are so gripped with sod relocation issues, they haven’t made a peep about the behavior of some candidates for public office. Nice distraction.
UPDATE: Police have charged four students from Stonewall Jackson High School ranging in age from 14 to 17 years old in the incident. Looks like calling this a prank was on-target.
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