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Ham Sandwich Leads Senate Majority Leader

By Greg L | 3 September 2009 | National Politics, Prince William County | 6 Comments

The venerable campaign of Ham Sandwich received quite a boost today when the National Review revealed that Ham Sandwich is beating Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.  This is according to a poll by Research2000 that was commissioned by The Daily Kos, which should be pretty friendly to Senator Reid, no less.  Even though Ham has not announced any intention of challenging the Senator in Nevada, the popularity of Ham Sandwich clearly remains tremendously strong, setting the stage for a successful candidacy against Prince William Commonwealth’s Attorney Paul Ebert. 

Spokesman Dillon Pikkel, speaking on behalf of Ham Sandwich this afternoon noted ”Ham Sandwich has gained a national prominence that should make long-term incumbents with a record of sub-par performance very anxious indeed.  Ham’s tremendous level of national support, eclipsing even that of the leader of the United States Senate is a strong indicator that as Ham’s future of public service is very bright.”

We’ll all be watching very closely, without a doubt. 

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  1. Anonymous said on 3 Sep 2009 at 3:17 pm:
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    Ham ROCKS!!! Run, Ham, Run!!!

  2. Logical Thinker said on 3 Sep 2009 at 8:43 pm:
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    I love this!

  3. Anonymous said on 3 Sep 2009 at 11:59 pm:
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    Throw the bum out! Three cheers for Ham!

  4. Anonymous said on 4 Sep 2009 at 12:01 am:
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    Makmine Mustard echos the sentiments above.

  5. Rumor Hasit said on 4 Sep 2009 at 8:36 am:
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    Word on the street is that Ham will not abandon his beloved Virginia and will instead mount a write-in campaign for the House of Delegates in the 99th District against Democrat Al “The Trashman” Pollard and Catherine “Tinfoil Hat” Crabill who the state GOP and other top Republicans have disavowed.

  6. Sanford Horn said on 4 Sep 2009 at 11:21 am:
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    Granted Reid can’t cut the mustard, so I relish the opportunity to see go down for the count. Hopefully, he’s too far behind to catch-up, and that we will get creamed. Yes, I will milk this for all it’s worth and I hope a get a latte laughs, although these puns are so bad you will want to give me a Bronx cheer, a.k.a. a raspberry. So, while continue going to the tea parties, Reid can continue to jam himself up every time he gives a speech it’s nothing but a bunch of baloney. If he things he can continue to get away with this, he’s both nuts and bananas. He may be the apple in some folks’ eyes, but to me he’s just a bad seed.

    OK, have at it…

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