Ok, maybe it doesn’t rise to quite that level, but it is pretty darned hilarious to see Luke Torian spending campaign funds on, of all things, dog biscuits. I guess if you don’t give enough biscuits to Fido the Campaign Wonder Dog, he’ll eat all the yard signs piling up in campaign headquarters that people don’t seem to want in their yards. Geez.
The opinions expressed here are solely the views of the author, and not representative of the position of any organization, political party, doughnut shop, knitting guild, or waste recycling facility, but may be correctly attributed to the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy. If anything in the above article has offended you, please click here to receive an immediate apology.