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Luke Torian’s Biscuit-Gate Scandal

By Greg L | 6 October 2009 | 52nd HOD District | 12 Comments

Ok, maybe it doesn’t rise to quite that level, but it is pretty darned hilarious to see Luke Torian spending campaign funds on, of all things, dog biscuits.  I guess if you don’t give enough biscuits to Fido the Campaign Wonder Dog, he’ll eat all the yard signs piling up in campaign headquarters that people don’t seem to want in their yards.  Geez.

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  1. Anonymous said on 6 Oct 2009 at 8:52 pm:
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  2. I'm just saying... said on 7 Oct 2009 at 6:53 am:
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    Is the dog here legally?

  3. Scooby Doo said on 7 Oct 2009 at 8:35 am:
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  4. Scrappy Doo said on 7 Oct 2009 at 8:36 am:
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    That’s enough to earn my support for Torian! And we all know what the support of Scrappy Doo is worth!!!

  5. Lassie said on 7 Oct 2009 at 10:00 am:
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    WOOF! Torian gave me doggy biscuits at the Dale City Fourth of July Parade. But they were cheap ones from Dollar General and I wound up having the runs all over the carpet at my owner Tommy’s house! WOOF!

  6. Bad Pun Central said on 7 Oct 2009 at 12:23 pm:
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    Mr. Torian is obviously a dogged campaigner. You can go pretty fur with these campaign tactics. Torian handed out these biscuits without regard to collar. He says he has a video where is opponent fleas from the scene. His generosity is enough to give us all paws. Mr. Torian is not aware of how this story has hounded him, but he claims he will have a new leash on life. The tail of this election season has not been told yet. You all are barking up the wrong tree! For his campaign, life has literally turned into a real b*tch, hasn’t it?

  7. Lassie said on 7 Oct 2009 at 12:36 pm:
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    WOOF! Looks like First Dog Bo got hold of some of Torian’s rancid doggy bones as well! (Maybe Torian gave them to 0bama at the Presidential Inauguration that Torian had his campaign buy him a ticket for.)



  8. Rex said on 7 Oct 2009 at 2:05 pm:
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    Lassie, you belong to Timmy, not Tommy. Dumbass collies!

  9. Anonymous said on 7 Oct 2009 at 3:53 pm:
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    Rex on 7 Oct 2009 at 2:05 pm: Flag comment

    Rex went out as a dog’s name with spot.

  10. Spot said on 7 Oct 2009 at 4:13 pm:
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    Some things never change.

  11. Wolverine said on 8 Oct 2009 at 1:19 pm:
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    Rex — Wasn’t Timmy’s real name Tommy, as in Tommy Rettig? You German Shepherds never did understand squat about show biz. Old Rin-Tin-Tin was the only exception.

  12. Harry said on 8 Oct 2009 at 3:30 pm:
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    The real question here is will Lopez get more than 35% of the vote. Lopez should go down as the second worst candiate in PWC history, only slightly behind Gill.

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