Comments on: Luke Torian’s Biscuit-Gate Scandal

By: Harry

Harry — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:30:43 +0000

The real question here is will Lopez get more than 35% of the vote. Lopez should go down as the second worst candiate in PWC history, only slightly behind Gill.

By: Wolverine

Wolverine — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:19:27 +0000

Rex — Wasn’t Timmy’s real name Tommy, as in Tommy Rettig? You German Shepherds never did understand squat about show biz. Old Rin-Tin-Tin was the only exception.

By: Spot

Spot — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:13:10 +0000

Some things never change.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:53:32 +0000

Rex on 7 Oct 2009 at 2:05 pm: Flag comment

Rex went out as a dog’s name with spot.

By: Rex

Rex — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:05:53 +0000

Lassie, you belong to Timmy, not Tommy. Dumbass collies!

By: Lassie

Lassie — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:36:05 +0000

WOOF! Looks like First Dog Bo got hold of some of Torian’s rancid doggy bones as well! (Maybe Torian gave them to 0bama at the Presidential Inauguration that Torian had his campaign buy him a ticket for.)

http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2009/10/07/did-the-first-dog-leave-a-number-two-on-air-force-one/

WOOF!

By: Bad Pun Central

Bad Pun Central — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:23:21 +0000

Mr. Torian is obviously a dogged campaigner. You can go pretty fur with these campaign tactics. Torian handed out these biscuits without regard to collar. He says he has a video where is opponent fleas from the scene. His generosity is enough to give us all paws. Mr. Torian is not aware of how this story has hounded him, but he claims he will have a new leash on life. The tail of this election season has not been told yet. You all are barking up the wrong tree! For his campaign, life has literally turned into a real b*tch, hasn’t it?

By: Lassie

Lassie — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:00:34 +0000

WOOF! Torian gave me doggy biscuits at the Dale City Fourth of July Parade. But they were cheap ones from Dollar General and I wound up having the runs all over the carpet at my owner Tommy’s house! WOOF!

By: Scrappy Doo

Scrappy Doo — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:36:34 +0000

That’s enough to earn my support for Torian! And we all know what the support of Scrappy Doo is worth!!!

By: Scooby Doo

Scooby Doo — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:35:08 +0000

Ruh-roh!!!

By: I'm just saying...

I'm just saying... — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:53:21 +0000

Is the dog here legally?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:52:04 +0000

Classic…