When Ya Gotta Go…
By Greg L | 6 February 2010 | Humor & Satire | 46 Comments
Too funny.
Note: Video link is fixed
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That’s disgusting. I hope Mall Security had the police and ICE waiting for him at the exit door. I’m sure he went back to work in the kitchen at Chili’s or some other illegal alien harboring restaurant.
stupid…what the hell says he’s illegal? Because he’s hispanic? Oh wait…guess that makes me a bleading heart cause I dont all hispanics are illegal.
Wow! On what planet is that civil conduct?
Contributing so much to society. What a skill to do that and not need TP. There’s no public restroom in that place?
Yeah- I’m with local GOP on this - how do we know the guy is illegal? I couldn’t find that part. Besides, I thought the site of the film was in Tegucigalpa. Do we know that this is in the United States? And I think the guy is Mongolian. Right? So maybe this is an illegal Mongolian immigrant in Honduras? And you can tell he’s illegal because all Mongolians are barred from entering Honduras, due to the football unpleasantness that developed after the riot at the 2003 Honduran/Mongolian inter-sectional match. It will take a long time for those wounds to heal.
Hey c’mon folks, more benefits of “diversity”. We shouldn’t pass judgment on those different from ourselves should we? At least he used the planter instead of doing it on the floor. I like the way he checked out the damage when he was done. It is sort of emblematic of the way illegals treat our country in general; taking a dump on it then walking away. I bet the ACLU sues for not providing him with free tp.
Here are a couple of other funny videos folks alerted me to today:
A Mexican SWAT team demonstrates securing a perimeter around a vehicle, but has a little trouble with the exfil…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OO_RgPD740
Another Mexican SWAT team does a forced entry, but someone apparently doesn’t understand the equivalent of “CLEAR!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8fc6cfKdsI
Mexican federales conducting some operation, and apparently the most dangerous thing to their personnel aren’t the bad guys, but each other…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcWjmAO9V7I
Enjoy. And enjoy the blessing that you are an American!
WTF Jack.
Get a clue what you are talking about.
Chili’s is one of the few restaurants that actually verifies EVERY single employee and their social security number through the SSA system.
Maybe YOU need to go back to whatever hole YOU crawled out of.
Slick found where the data are that establish the man’s immigration status. Nice work, Slick. How’d you do it? Most of us couldn’t find anything at all that indicated who the guy was or where the clip was filmed.
And, ho!, ho! ho!. Those Mexicans stumblebums sure provide thigh-slapping fun on a snowy night. ROFL. Just keep bringing stupid Mexican jokes, Greg. The audience here probably has an unquenchable appetite for them. If these guys had been Lithuanians, Omanis, or New Hampshire State Troopers, would it be less amusing?
I take it from the last line that Americans don’t make these kind of mistakes because we are Americans and God protects us from incompetence. Do you think some training could have helped or is there some inherent disability that means that Mexicans are just incapable of getting things right (unlike Americans)? If any of the subjects of the film acquired US citizenship (assume they do so completely legally) do you think they would suddenly become much more competent? Or is this one of those “natural born” issues? When does the immunity set in? First generation? Or does it take longer?
I wonder if these things are funnier to elements of the American population that are closer to the Mexican subjects in education, world awareness and capability or to those who are more widely separated.
On an unrelated subject, today is Ronald Reagan’s birthday. It is also Maj. Gen. J.E.B. Stuart’s birthday. I will raise a glass to both this evening. It’s not as edifying as watching stupid Mexican clips, but it’s what we long-time conservatives and history buffs do that passes for a worthy use of our time. Reagan and Stuart are rather disparate characters in time and circumstances (although, for sake of perspective, remember that Reagan was born roughly within 50 years of Stuart’s death), but they had some important things in common. Both were people who, by nature, were of sunny disposition even in difficult times and who inspired others by radiating an obvious joy of life. I have no doubt that Stuart would have agreed with Reagan’s observation that there’s nothing quite as good for the inside of a man as the outside of a horse. I had the honor of working in Reagan’s Administration. Several of my ancestors had the utter vexation of chasing (or getting chased by) Stuart all over Virginia. I deeply regret that they finally caught him at Yellow Tavern. He would have had a long and interesting life post-Appomattox.
Hope that didn’t lower the level too much. Forgive me.
Nova, America is uniquely blessed. I do not know why, any more than I can understand any reasons for the myriad other examples of God’s grace, but I’m just happy to have the opportunity to be thankful. You might feel the need to dissect the rationale behind the Grace we receive, but I don’t. I’m just thankful.
When someone sends me a humorous example of government (non) excellence in Lithuania or Oman, I’ll be happy to mention it. It’s not exactly a hot topic among the emails I’ve been getting lately, but I’ll keep a sharp eye out for it.
Stuart and Reagan, both greats. Thanks for reminding us of them.
This guy is one of the numerous “landscape architects” who emigrate from Mexico to help us… and he is fertilizing this plant.
Like it or not…this IS their culture. He’s straight outa the Mexican mountains. The long pony tail gives it away. (Google: chent) It’s “their” word for this cultural, racial branch.
If you work anywhere that deals diectly with the public, in Manassas, you know this is commonplace.
Those of you who think this image is unfair to depict simply are lucky enough not to work in customer contact areas in our community. You truly don’t understand the culture. This is absolutely fair.
Ignorance is bliss.
Oh, I thought you were referring to your post (not an irrational assumption) and that you were saying that the blessing is that we are Americans, not Mexicans.
One cannot dissect Grace. It is a theological concept that is pretty much beyond human understanding. It defines and distinguishes Christianity from all other religions. If you were talking theologically, you put it under the wrong post. This one was about some Mongolian apparently taking a dump (or at least pulling down his trousers) in a planter at a Honduran shopping mall (or some such thing).
Unfortunately, the link to the video is gone. I also notice that this thread is labeled as humor/satire.
It was quite common in Westage to see men outside of the overcrowded illegal alien boarding houses relieving themselves in public.
It also happened at Sudley Elementary. My daughter was on the playground and a boy unzipped his pants and urinated right in front of my daughter. Of course the principal called me and explained that this boy had just arrived from Mexico and that they had to explain to him that in America you cannot expose yourself in front of others and that you certainly cannot urinate in public.
There is a big difference in what is acceptable in third world countries and what is acceptable in America.
“There is a big difference in what is acceptable in third world countries and what is acceptable in America.”
One reason why they’re third world countries. That’s a little more of a bitter pill to swallow than to subscribe to the theory that the USA stole all their wealth through imperialism.
That video was weird… it mentioned a website at the beginning called bangedup.com and I went to see what it was. It was some sort of porn site. Ick!
NoVa Scout, You forgot Babe Ruth’s birthday. How could you?
For more information on that day than you would ever want to know, check out http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/february_6.
Sorry, Link was bad. Try this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/February_6
Whether he is illegal or legal - wonder how many crimes that guy is going to report to law enforcement?
I left out the Bambino because two drinks is my limit.
Hey Nova, I usually don’t bother to respond to the rabid kool-aid drinking leftists around here, but I’m making an exception for you because you claim you worked in the Reagan administration, which I seriously doubt unless it was in some janitorial type of employment. You claim you are a conservative (te-hee-hee). Beyond the obvious humor in that statement let me point out to you why the average American loathes people of your ilk. I’ll just highlight the following statement which I’m sure you find completely innocuous:
“I wonder if these things are funnier to elements of the American population that are closer to the Mexican subjects in education, world awareness and capability or to those who are more widely separated.”
You see here you slipped up and let your true colors (pinko) show. This is a classic leftist technique (as first found in Alinsky’s rules for radicals), of ridiculing those with whom you disagree. Never mind the facts (facts never get in the way of leftists), attack, attack and change the subject. In your elitist condescension you propose as fact the absurd notion that anyone who disagrees with you must necessarily be uneducated and/or stupid (as if the two were linked). That aside, I challenge you to demonstrate where I ever claimed the plant fertilizer was an illegal…another leftist tactic I haven’t the patience to illustrate.
BTW, James Ewell Brown was an awesome Virginian, but one who’s military career demonstrates the mortal danger of hubris (the study of which would greatly benefit president Erkel) for it was his own overconfidence (aka cockiness) which eventually got him killed and was a major cause for the South’s loss at Gettysburg.
Rahm has the perfect epitaph for the Local GOP kinder.
Slick - I thought we were talking about Greg’s stupid Mexican clips. Was there a policy argument embedded in there somewhere? If so, I missed it.
I don’t think ridiculing persons with whom one disagrees is a right or left trait. There’s a lot of it that goes around from both ends of the spectrum. But for me, the issue of Greg’s post wasn’t any particular policy stance, it was really a matter of taste. I thought it a bit crude and vulgar to post the Mexican funnies, and thought Greg’s choice of words betrayed an unjustified smugness about one nationality as opposed to another. That was my target, not any particular policy disagreement that I have with anyone.
I was picking up on your “emblematic of illegals” language. If you were excluding the guy in the clip from that category, you could have built that out a bit. Sorry to have misunderstood if you were saying that the fellow in the clip wasn’t a 2I.
I have worked as a janitor (and was a pretty damned good one), a day laborer, a ditch digger (literally) a backhoe operator, a truck driver and numerous other jobs over the course of a long and varied career. I was not able (alas) to apply these talents in my federal service during the Reagan first term. I did get to the White House on this or that issue, but their janitorial service was superb, even by my standards, and I, frankly, couldn’t see that I could add value.
If you want to get into a debate with me about Civil War issues, you are treading on very dangerous ground. I am virtually old enough to have lived through it and know it inside out. Most people don’t mess with me on Civil War, the Diplomatic History of Europe from 1870 to 1914, or theology. But if you want to try your luck, I’ll play patty-cake with you for a few rounds or until I get bored, whichever comes first.
Stuart (not Brown) was a lead -from-in-front commander. The action at Yellow Tavern and the circumstances of his mortal wounding there were a bit random, but I don’t think it betrayed over-confidence on Stuart’s part. Stuart was in the overlap between his forces and retreating Union cavalry. A Michigan dismounted trooper turned in his retreat and got off a gut shot. Stuart died the next day at his brother-in-doctors house on Grace Street in Richmond. There’s a parking garage on the site now. Sheridan’s campaign against Stuart was very threatening, very well equipped and manned and presented a desperate problem for the Confederacy’s mounted elements at the very time General Lee was throwing everything he had at Grant and Meade to blunt the movement across the Rapidan that would end up in the siege of Petersburg. Sheridan (my mother’s grandfather’s commanding officer) said bluntly to Grant that he was taking his men south “to kill Stuart.” Stuart understood this and was doing what he could to remove the distraction (13,000 troopers as I recall - folks in Fredericksburg said the mounted column that Sheridan assembled stretched for miles and miles. Hard to imagine in this time) from the existential threat of the larger movements of the Army of the Potomac.
As for Gettysburg, Stuart’s judgement is fairly subject to criticism, but the overriding problem is imprecision in Lee’s orders. There had simply been too many organizational changes and movements of high-ranking officers in the Chancellorsville/Gettysburg span to permit Lee to continue to issue guidance orders that worked so well when the Army of Northern Virginia was a two-corps operation run by Longstreet and Jackson. The Longstreet/Hill/Ewell machine was a very different vehicle. It drove and handled differently. It wasn’t bad, but it just wasn’t the same implement. Lee, whom I revere in many ways, simply failed to adjust to the substantially changed circumstances of his reorganization. Stuart got positioned badly for communicating with the main body, but his initial orders seemed to give him discretion to move east of the then known position of the Army of the Potomac. Neither Lee nor Stuart expected that that vast force would move north in reaction to Lee’s movements as quickly as it did. I can’t completely exonerate Stuart - he seemed to be partly motivated by getting caught off guard at Brandy Station - but overconfidence, even cockiness, don’t explain the situation adequately.
Gee NOVA, they’re not my clips, and you’ve said they’re from Honduras, being the nearly omniscient being that you are who can divine the location of a security camera anywhere in the world.
Don’t tell me you really didn’t think that video was from Teguchigalpa.
It was a long shot, Greg, but as likely as anywhere else. I was taking a guess on the Mongolian nationality of the squatter. Did I get that right too? Must be my lucky weekend.
You can clearly see an ATM that says “Green Machine” on it in the video.
A Google search reveals that TD Canada calls their ATMs the “Green Machine”.
TD Canada does not have any ATMs located in the Honduras.
As further evidence, I offer up the following, which matches the logo in the video exactly and was taken in Canada (probably Vancouver):
http://www.flickr.com/photos/yelahneb/294932285/in/set-72157594371125853/
Based on this, it seems extremely likely that this video was taken in Canada.
A little attention to detail and one needn’t guess.
NOVA, how the heck would I know? I just thought it was funny, and not concerned about the venue or trying to make any particular point with it. Who could imagine someone taking a dump in a planter amongst a busy hallway in what seems like a retail venue?
I find it amusing that others try to divine any special meaning from it, and you in particular. I’ll remember when the next opportunity arises that you can be so easily goaded into defending the indefensible simply because you think someone else might read meaning into it that you’re not comfortable with.
Now I gotta look for someone barbecuing puppies on a backyard grill. Your comments on that should be a real hoot…
Did he use his left hand or right hand to wipe himself? Could be he used neither. Looked like he hung around for a few minutes after he finished to “air dry” himself.:)
Oh, sorry. I am so slow about these things. A man apparently defecating in a planter is soooo funny. You know, I saw the part about illegal immigrant in the clip and I thought maybe there was some intention to link the clip to illegal immigration. How ridiculous was that? I should have known that wasn’t your intent and that none of the commenters here would buy in to that. No chance at all, especially on this site that someone might take the illegal immigration label and link it to illegal immigration. The joke’s on me. So this was just one of those straightforward dump in a planter jokes and had no intended deeper meaning. Gosh, I feel silly.
And if I had given this the time that “said” did last night, I wouldn’t have had to take a wild guess that it was Honduras. I think he’s done some nice detective work indicating that the scene was in Canada. Another bit of evidence confirming your position that this had nothing to do with US immigration policy.
I’ll try to appreciate the humor in these things in the future.
Cut pony-tail dude a break. He was clearly just making use of the newly installed communal uni-sex eco-progressive waterless composting toilets.
http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2010/02/another-green-fail-green-waterless-urinals-being-yanked-out-of-chicagos-city-hall-because-they-smell.html
http://www.terradaily.com/reports/Getting_poor_to_use_toilets_a_major_health_conundrum_forum_told_999.html
Crass. I appreciate this blog for its up-to-the-minute look at local politics — not for clips like this. There are plenty of good “rule of law” arguments that you can make with resorting to ad hominem kind of ridicule of “illegals.” Let’s stay on the high ground, if you please. This kind of humor really doesn’t do any favors to the side of those in favor the enforcement of laws. It really just smacks of xenophobia, which is hardly helpful, and, frankly, indefensible. Either the guy is illegal (in Canada?), or, perhaps, he is not illegal at all, and this makes the one labelling this clip look like the fool that he is. Not funny. Not helpful.
OK Nova….why don’t you just “give it a break”!! You didn’t think it funny, ok, that’s fine. We got your point a long, long time ago!!
*LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT..*
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT..
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED..
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM
AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY
AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE US BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* WELFARE,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION…
˙uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ uǝǝq sɐɥ plɹoʍ ɹno
Brilliant Karla. Just a word of warning though, engaging moaist leftists like the ones who troll this site is about as productive as banging your head against the wall. I generally skip over the kool aid drinker posts. Liberals never let facts get in their way.
That is so disgusting. This is the kind of guy who will handle food at the restaurant or grocery store where he works getting fecal matter all over the food. Or the kind of guy that will take a dump in the field while he is picking crops leaving the field contaminated so that we can eat our E. Coli brand tomatoes. Reminds me of the video put out a few years ago where a guy in a food warehouse pissed all over boxes of produce. It’s amazing we are still alive.
NoVaScout:
Your diatribe with Greg is too much. The illegal label is part of the video, it wasn’t Greg’s. Greg did not say it was an illegal. I think you would best vent your concerns to Youtube for broadcasting it if you find it so offensive. Videos or pictures are sent to me and many of us everyday. Some are not too nice, some are funny and some are dead serious. Like the TV, if you don’t like the program you don’t have to watch.
CLICK!
local gop said on 6 Feb 2010 at 1:27 pm: “stupid…what the hell says he’s illegal? Because he’s hispanic?
NO!!!
What says he’s ILLEGAL is the FACT that he IS Hispanic and TAKING A FREAKIN’ DUMP in a PUBLIC place with people CONSTANTLY walking by !!!
Are YOU the ONLY one on the PLANET who can’t figure out that this guy floated across the Rio Grande on an INNER TUBE ?????
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local gop said on 6 Feb 2010 at 1:27 pm: “Oh wait…guess that makes me a bleading heart…”
I’d say what makes you a “BLEADING HEART” is the FACT that you don’t know how to SPELL bleeding heart!!!!!
Sometimes it’s hard NOT to wonder whether or not YOU’RE even FOR REAL?????
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local gop said on 6 Feb 2010 at 1:27 pm: “…cause I dont all hispanics are illegal.”
C’mon now, THAT’S a JOKE, RIGHT???
Karla H said on 6 Feb 2010 at 9:32 pm: “…and he is fertilizing this plant.”
And he PROBABLY works for mall maintenance, RIGHT??!!??
BTW Karla, your, “Let me see if I got this right” post was EXCELLENT!!!
Not to mention, RIGHT ON!!!!!
Red, White and Blue said on 9 Feb 2010 at 9:38 pm: “NoVaScout: Your diatribe with Greg is too much…Like the TV, if you don’t like the program you don’t have to watch. CLICK!”
C’mon now, RW&B, don’t you ever wonder whether or not people like local gop and NoVaScout are planted PURPOSELY to make Liberals look even MORE stupid???
That is, IF that’s possible???
My inside sources tell me that this surveillance tape is from Canada. Specifically, a downtown Winnipeg, Manitoba office mall.
Winnipeg, like most large cities, has it’s unfortunate share of bums, vagrants, panhandlers, drug heads and alcoholics. Chances are good that this guy is a “first nation” “indigenous” “native Canadian”
Tape at least three years old. Was in the news back then and got some back and forth going about, of all things, this guys right to privacy.
The Scout doth protest too much, methinks.
Most likely NoVa (and loco gop) know their people of preference are perfectly capable of crappy behavior despite fighting tooth and nail to deny the truth to the world.
Do you suppose that crappy behavior tends to reflect itself in the sort of economic conditions that these people often try to flee? I can’t imagine that anyone who would do something like this is a real productive member of society, and I would expect that once a critical mass of such people is attained, conditions will deteriorate rapidly.
Kevin C:
Anything is possible but sanity (OK, to be nice - reasonable common sense) happening to a die-hard liberal is a not on the drawing board. To prove that point we only have to look at the Senate Majority Leader, the Speaker of the House , the President and the multi-time loser to our local Virginia Delegate to to name a few. I rest my case and you made your point.
So let me see where we ended up on this. If anon 1438 from 10 feb is right, this is something that happened in another country, and the guy who did it may be the only one in the whole clip or the whole comment chain who is NOT and immigrant or of immigrant descent. But the clip refers to illegal immigration? Ironic, to say the least.
My guess about it being a Mongolian in Tegucigalpa may have been a little wide of the mark, but not nearly so off as commenters who assumed that this was someone of Central American provenance in the United States. This was an indigenous American in Winnipeg. Very interesting.
Over 98 percent of “indigenous” Americans tested to date carry mitochondrial DNA haplogroups A, B, C, or D. Outside of the Americas, these haplogroups are most commonly found in Mongolians and south Siberians .
The so called “first” “first nation” or “native” or “indigenous” “americans” came over on the land bridge between what is now Russia and Alaska thousands of years ago. They moved in, settled down, and figured they had it pretty good.
Until, the SECOND group of “first americans” crossed the land bridge and “displaced” the current residents. Well, the didn’t displace them; they killed them, tortured them, enslaved them, but really didn’t displace them. That second group is what we now call “native americans.” But they’re not. They moved in on the first residents. (So I guess that land bridge was the first bridge to nowhere!)
Then in the early 1600s, what the second group of immigrants did to the first group of immigrants, the europeans did to the second group. Now they complain about it. Pot, meet kettle.
No human sprang from the continental American soil … as the PC word indigenous would imply. Mr Winnipeg poopy had immigrant ancestors. In Canada the PC term is “First Nation”. Again, his ancestors were neither the first to arrive nor did they form any nation.
Can you spot the illegal alien in the U.S. Census?
“Indigenous immigrants to be counted in 2010 Census”
http://www.nctimes.com/news/state-and-regional/article_de20ce78-e5e6-526a-b0c5-2e8fb1dbe7b0.html?mode=story
“Describing themselves on the U.S. census form is a hard job for the indigenous immigrants. The 2010 survey hopes to make this process much easier by giving them an easier immigration status to fill in the form. The survey will also help by tallying all the indigenous immigrants in America for the first time ever.
The immigration status of the indigenous immigrants is at a bad state because they are discriminated both in their home country and the USA for their origin. Their origin becomes a question because it can cover multiple census categories and all of them speak different languages, which makes it harder for them to be united as one.
The federal government will use the results of the 2010 census to allocate funds to the state and for the betterment of the indigenous immigrant population in America. Therefore several indigenous organizations are organizing workshops, public forums and radio broadcasts to make the indigenous immigrant population come out and participate in the 2010 census. Because of this more and more indigenous immigrants will be encouraged to come out in public and claim their ethnic identity.
The 2010 census will benefit the indigenous immigrant population by reforming their immigration status for the better. This will also improve the quality of life of the indigenous immigrants living in the United States of America.
http://www.articlesbase.com/news-and-society-articles/indigenous-immigrants-in-usa-to-be-counted-in-2010-census-1795111.html
http://usa-green-card.com/blog/index.php/2010/01/27/indigenous-immigrant/