This just in:
Manassas City Public Schools was notified by the Manassas City Police on February 18, 2010 of the arrest of Osbourn High School teacher, Mr. Kevin Ricks for possible inappropriate conduct with a former 16 year old male student. Mr. Ricks has been charged with Carnal Knowledge, Aggravated Sexual Battery and two counts of Indecent Liberties while in a Supervisory Position. Mr. Ricks has been placed on administrative leave without pay pending the resolution of the criminal charges.
Counselors will be available for students as needed. A letter will be sent home with your student today.
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