You gotta love that “stimulus.” It has generated the most creative ideas imaginable, or hardly so, about spending your money for all sorts of ‘worthy’ purposes such as expanding the carbon footprint of Fairfax County Government by burning down the vacant Circuit City store in Springfield so it can become a bus terminal, where taxpayer-funded buses spewing particulate-laden emissions can take unemployed Fairfax residents to go apply for stimulus-funded unemployment checks.
Folks, you can’t make stuff like this up. No one could be that creative.
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