Of note, if you properly arrange two yellow triangles on your shirt, you will adhere to dress requirements Muslims expect dhimmis to follow.
UPDATE: More here from CNN.
UPDATE 2: YouTube ended up pulling this video for obvious reasons. Now if only law enforcement would demonstrate similar concerns…
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