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The Next Big Thing: Decorate With Dead Vultures?

By Greg L | 24 June 2010 | Humor & Satire | 7 Comments

Be the first office building in your complex to display this creative ornament!

Only in America can you find someone who can supply a fake dead vulture to hang off your building’s roof.  While the inclination to display this kind of creative corporate fashion statement would have probably forever eluded me, I can nonetheless celebrate the creative genius that courses through the veins of American entrepreneurialism.

Seriously, where else would someone have possibly thought of this?



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7 Comments

  1. obamaistoast said on 24 Jun 2010 at 2:47 pm:
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    hey buzzards are a protected specie - like democrats and illegals.

    Careful how you decorate!

  2. anon said on 24 Jun 2010 at 3:38 pm:
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    I could see an owl or a hawk to keep critters and crapping pigeons away but a vulture? They’re scavengers, not so much predators.

  3. cargosquid said on 24 Jun 2010 at 4:07 pm:
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    Dead vultures are supposed to keep away other vultures. So, see any lawyers and politicians around?

    Does this post bring to mind Monty Python’s parrot skit to anyone else?

    He’s sleeping.
    No he’s not. That is an ex-vulture….

  4. Disgusted said on 24 Jun 2010 at 6:15 pm:
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    I never did trust those plastic gnomes…..

  5. Anonymous said on 24 Jun 2010 at 8:14 pm:
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    The black, or mexican vultures will kill smaller, weaker critters and even eat each other if one of their brothers is unfortunate enough to be wounded. Ya gotta have a permit to kill’em.

  6. Anonymous said on 27 Jun 2010 at 3:51 pm:
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    When Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornaments Go Bad.

    http://humanflowerproject.com/images/uploads/flamingo-picture.jpg

  7. Anonymous said on 28 Jun 2010 at 6:19 pm:
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    “Ya gotta have a permit to kill’em.”

    Or a windmill.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9srPoOU6_Z4

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