Be the first office building in your complex to display this creative ornament!
Only in America can you find someone who can supply a fake dead vulture to hang off your building’s roof. While the inclination to display this kind of creative corporate fashion statement would have probably forever eluded me, I can nonetheless celebrate the creative genius that courses through the veins of American entrepreneurialism.
Seriously, where else would someone have possibly thought of this?
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