When you or I are processed by the judicial system, everything is public record. If you’re an illegal alien being processed for removal because of a violation of federal law, your information apparently receives a higher degree of protection that American citizens are not entitled to. To wit, from the Washington Post:
Yes, we are all equal, but some are more equal than others. Is it too late to declare myself to be an illegal alien so I can qualify for all these special protections?
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