Apparently some leftist mental giant, assuaged by the twisted depiction of reality that is an Eric Byler film, decided the best thing they could do to improve the quality and performance of the human species was to send me an email. Honestly, I do revel in these opportunities to ponder the pearls of wisdom that come from such moonbattery, and it is probably well worth it to share this special pleasure with my readers, all ten of them. Unlike most, this email isn’t laden with profanity in every sentence or threats, but it is one of the more amusing examples of the self-loathing and illogic of the left. Duct-taping your head to prevent it from exploding is not required, but it should probably be recommended, as the inanity here does approach the point where spontaneous combustion is at least possible.
You Caucasians disgust me! I am so sick and tired of white people being racist towards Mexicans! I’m white myself, and I consider myself the only white person in this pathetic excuse of a country that loves and respects Mexicans. They work hard to make sure that their families have a roof over their heads and food on their dinner tables. I have the highest amounts of respect for them. They do the jobs that white people don’t want to do! No one wants to build houses or do all the disgusting jobs, so they do them for us. So we have no right to say that they’re taking our jobs. White people don’t understand how life truly is for them. How would all you white people feel if you were poor and were struggling to make sure that you get your 3 meals a day? How would you feel if your family was at risk of being separated? If you don’t work, then you don’t get to eat, or pay your bills. Then that leads to losing your home and most likely deportation. AND how would you feel if you couldn’t drive or even walk out your front door due to the risk of being killed or deported by la migra? You people have no idea what it’s like. I don’t know myself because I’m a middle-class white girl, but based on stories I’ve heard, I have an idea of what it must be like.
Mexicans aren’t criminals! Are you whites so ignorant? Haven’t you heard of all the drug wars going on in South America? They banned drugs in South America, so all the drug dealers that live there migrated to Mexico, where drugs aren’t illegal. They’re not illegal because white people are stupid enough to buy it illegally from Mexicans and bring it to the US. All the criminals are the South American drug dealers and sex offenders. Mexicans only come here in search for work to make sure that they and their families have better lives, a place to call home, and food on the table.
I don’t understand why this country allows people from other countries and terrorists access here, but they dont allow Mexicans here.
That lady in the 9500 Liberty documentary that said “illegals are responsible for 9/11″ is so flipping stupid!!!!!It was proven that Muslims/Arabians were responsible for 9/11. Not once have I heard the word “Mexican” in this situation that happened nearly 10 years ago. It’s this country’s fault for allowing anyone to come here, ex: terrorists. Mexicans would not do a thing like that to this country because they need this country to support themselves.
I SUPPORT ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION AND I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT!
Folks, just remember that the person who wrote this probably votes, and their vote cancels yours out. The only thing you can really do to combat this insanity is to make sure you get at least one person to the polls on election day who is going to help offset the legions of persons so adept at proving that if your mind is open far enough, your brains are likely to fall out.
It’s up to you to make sure the vote this one person casts doesn’t decide the outcome of an election. Seriously.
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