Virtucon has some rather interesting photos up of 1st CD Democrat candidate Krystal Ball playing with what appears to be a dildo strapped to a guy’s face. I’ve got to say this is the strangest candidate I’ve seen in a long time, and I’ve seen some real doozies. Really, is this the best Democrats can do in fielding candidates? And just think about it: this person actually won a primary! What the heck was the guy she defeated in order to win the nomination doing that supposedly made him the inferior candidate?
UPDATE: Riley in a display of mercy has decided to take down the post, as Krystal Ball has about as much chance of winning against Congressman Rob Wittman as Snow Ball has a chance of surviving hades. As for us at BVBL, we don’t typically stop battling liberals when they’re facing defeat. We pursue until defeat is total. So below the fold, we offer our readers this wonderful Democrat in all her sex toy and bisexual fetish glory…
Looks like someone is about to have a very Merry Christmas!
For luck, perhaps?
Krystal, eager for a turn?
What happens if you pull on it?
Quite the dominating pose, dontcha think?
That’s not how you use a Ball retriever, is it?
Maybe Rudolph isn’t the only one who has fun tonight!
But seriously folks, why do Democrats in Virginia seem to nominate such problematic candidates? Wasn’t Jeff Dion enough?
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