What’s Up With Democrats And Dildos?
By Greg L | 5 October 2010 | Virginia Politics, US Congress | 80 Comments
Virtucon has some rather interesting photos up of 1st CD Democrat candidate Krystal Ball playing with what appears to be a dildo strapped to a guy’s face. I’ve got to say this is the strangest candidate I’ve seen in a long time, and I’ve seen some real doozies. Really, is this the best Democrats can do in fielding candidates? And just think about it: this person actually won a primary! What the heck was the guy she defeated in order to win the nomination doing that supposedly made him the inferior candidate?
UPDATE: Riley in a display of mercy has decided to take down the post, as Krystal Ball has about as much chance of winning against Congressman Rob Wittman as Snow Ball has a chance of surviving hades. As for us at BVBL, we don’t typically stop battling liberals when they’re facing defeat. We pursue until defeat is total. So below the fold, we offer our readers this wonderful Democrat in all her sex toy and bisexual fetish glory…
Looks like someone is about to have a very Merry Christmas!
For luck, perhaps?
Krystal, eager for a turn?
Poor Rudolph!
Open wide!
What happens if you pull on it?
Quite the dominating pose, dontcha think?
That’s not how you use a Ball retriever, is it?
Maybe Rudolph isn’t the only one who has fun tonight!
But seriously folks, why do Democrats in Virginia seem to nominate such problematic candidates? Wasn’t Jeff Dion enough?
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ROFLMFAO!!
That’s priceless.
This is who they want to represent them????
I’d vote for her….for a porn award perhaps.
Wow. You know, she looks like she could be represented on a street corner, but for legislative office? Let’s get serious now.
All anyone needs to do is print these photo’s out and paper the area. She’s a non-vote, except for the filthy minded perv’s that really want to suck our nation down the toilet.
Greg, I generally do not vote democrat, but this is obviously people who were at a party, had a few to drink, and were having some fun with no harm to anyone. I can’t really say if this young lady is a worthy candidate, I suspect she probably isn’t, but not because of these pictures. You can’t really believe that Republican candidates have never done something like this. IMHO, this is really a non-issue.
Hahaha!
A “non-issue” can you imagine what would happen if this actually was a Republican candidate?
Of COURSE it’s an issue. It’s an issue of someone having common sense. This wasn’t THAT long ago. Did she have some sort of Kumbuya moment and now knows her actions were wrong? Doubtful. These photo’s look as if this occurred last “holiday” season (’cause we know dem’s don’t use the word Christmas).
Ridiculous!
“A Very Special Ellen DeGenerate Christmas”
The campaign manager spreads rumors about how he had a homosexual relationship with a sitting congressman, and now we have the candidate deep-throating dildos strapped to some guy’s face. Yeah, here’s someone in touch with the people of Fredericksburg! What the heck are Dems thinking by nominating such out-of-the-mainstream candidates?
A “family values” candidate in the typical mode of the Democratic Party of Virginia, no doubt. I guess Alvin Greene was too busy being a tool in North Carolina to relocate to Virginia, so they had to dig up someone with a Vegas stripper name who likes to adorn guys with “marital aids” to suck off at Christmas parties.
This makes about as much sense as simultaneously being a CPA, a software designer, and a wealthy penny stock trader.
I wouldn’t vote for her, but in my younger days might have asked for her phone number. Seems like a “fun” girl. Seriously, if uttering a nonsense word was enough to derail the campain of a sitting Republican Senator, than this should be sufficient evidence that she’s not cut out to be a congresswoman.
After she loses, she can get a job at KK’s in Old Town. It looks like she know her way around a sex toy or two.
I think Virtucon took the pictures down when they realized the subject wasn’t Krystal Ball. Simply put, they didn’t want to get taken to court.
No, we took the post down because we saw no need to pile on any further than we already have based upon the issues. We didn’t want this to distract from the mystery $5 million worth of stock that she suddenly received nor from her questionable penny stock holdings nor from her support for a single-payer health care system that we have covered in detail. Her political future was already dead as a door nail from those things alone. We decided against sinking to the level of the smears that Democrats like to unleash. Of course, Greg’s ability to turn the tables on Democrats using their own tactics against them helps to serve notice that we’re not all Mr. Nice Guy.
What ever happened to having morals in this nation? The pictures speak for themselves.
There is a Clemson sign in the background of one of the pictures. These don’t look like they are from her first year of college (she attended Clemson her first year). So it might be safe to assume they are some sort of friends of hers from Clemson getting together.
Photo was taken 1/14/2002 10:17 p.m. according to the metadata.
That would make it her junior year in college.
Is that Krystal Ball or Kim “KK’s Temptations” Skokan?
The guy with the “happy” Rudolph nose on is her ex-husband.
It’s gotta be dems. If it was republicans it would be all guys.
Democruds and dildos are as American as a Holstein bull humping a Hereford bull.
You see, unlike Democruds, a male Holstein and a male Hereford have figured out that it is not prudent to hump each other (even if both of them became steers by having their nuts cut off by a Democrud farmer getting subsidy payments for being a Democrud farmer).
Democruds use dildos because they are unable to grasp the gifts that God bestowed upon us through nature. Democruds would use a Midas muffler if they could just to naturally orgasm as well as we conservatives do using conventional and normal means.
Democruds are frauds. Elena is a fraud. That is why she sneaks into the garage, while her politically-correct gutless husband washes dishes by hand to save us from global warming, to plug the Dewalt 124TYZ7 XLT electric sander into the 220V socket and saddles up to pure like a kitten.
Ben Tribbett was all excited about these pictures but wonders why there have to be girls in them.
I must be blind. Where is the Clemson sticker??
You know what I love most about Republicans? Class.
ohh….daddy wants a lil’ taste of Krystal
This person wonderful example of Democrats today. People with rubber penis in mouth.
Yes, take person seriously who look and named like prostitute playing with rubber penis and acting like porn with woman like she a lesbian. There is someone who can make good decisions. There is someone you can trust.
With six inch rubber penis to put in mouth. As for congressperson, not so much.
Republican men are masturbating to these photos. After all, Democratic women are HOT — compare Krystal Ball to, say, Ann “The Man” Coulter, Phyllis Schlafly, and the Wicked Witch of the North.
A party from 10 years ago is news? Seriously?
I hear he divorced her because she kept calling him dickface.
Actually, Ben Tribbet is wanking to these pics. Dem women are either sluts or lesbo beasts.
Did anyone notice the comment “do you know what I love about Republicans? Class”
We are looking at pictures of a Congressional candidate with a plastic winky at the end of her ex-husband’s nose, dressed like her name. Class.And.Sophistication
Anyone who thinks that Krystal Ball doesn’t have a future is mistaken.
Of course she has one.
As a porn star.
She won’t even have to change her name…
I’m sure photos of a candidate with a rubber cock in her mouth will do wonders for her campaign and her political future.
Didn’t Ball start out her campaign fundraising with a fundraiser in New York City watching smutty puppets? Why should these photos come as a surprise?
Ensign, Vitter, Craig, Foley, Souder, Massa.
But a decade old college photo - in which nothing illegal or unethical happens - is worthy of mention? Lighten up, Francis.
Several have asked, “What if this had been a Republican in the photos?”
The answer is that the couple would be gay men doing the mock BJ.
You people definitely have WAY too much time on your hands…
so who took these pictures? kevin brendel?
Great pics. Krystal looks like a fun playmate.
A good candidate? Not so much. But it’s hysterical to see the Dems try to spin this as no big deal. Hey geniuses — it’s no big deal for average, private citizen. For a candidate, it’s a big deal. Only a fool wouldn’t expect this to cost her a LOT of votes.
Not Ben— Exactly.
To think that VA’s 1st district constituents don’t care about this is absurd. If this is someone I hang out with, no big deal. This is a person sent to DC to represent ALL the constituents of the 1st district of Virginia, not just your drinking buddies.
I bet she’ll get a ton of $1-$3 dollar donations in singles.
Let’s see. Democrats are trashing Christine O’Donnell over saying that she didn’t try the Hare Krishna religion because she likes meat, but none of them see anything wrong with this? Curious.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101002/ap_en_tv/us_delaware_senate_maher
Some party. One guy, two girls, and whoever took the pictures. Wonder what happened after a few more drinks, and the camera set down….
Krystal Ball is going on the Today show later this week to talk about why she had a dildo in her mouth.
http://nbc12.wordpress.com/2010/10/05/ball-angry-suggestive-photos-were-posted-on-the-internet
haha! “Um Matt, I put the Dildo in my mouth as a statement that women are being treated poorly in politics”
She’s trying to get mileage out of Wittman not agreeing to debates - well why would he?
Why won’t Rob debate her?
1. She has plastic penis stuck in her mouth.
2. She spends too much time in NYC talking to dirty puppets
3. She spends too much time in NYC talking to Matt Lauer
How is he suppose to debate if she’s never in the 1st District, her mouth is full and the audience is nothing but puppets?
Just got word that for Krystal’s hubby Johnny D. this is his fourth marriage. That gives a whole new meaning to the term “pump and dump” (previously only attached to her penny stock empire.)
My only question is this…..how did someone as hot as Krystal Ball end up married to fat slob like her husband?
He had a slightly longer apendage attached to his nose?
This is from an email being forwarded around:
“it may be worth your time to look into her divorce of her first husband, Aaron Peterson, after 6 months due to having a 2-month affair with her present husband, Jonathan Dariyanani. Aaron and Krystal were married a few years after college before she was wooed away by Jonathan’s money, which now seems to be pumped into her campaign in a less than scrupulous manner.”
i went to high school with her and have always heard that she got knocked up by her current hubby (jonathan) while she was married to aaron (as a previous poster said). she and aaron dated the later part of high school and through college, they met through swimming or something. her family is average middle or upper middle class, so all her cash definitely comes from jonathan.
she’s a joke.
Someone has to carry on democratic traditions…with Bill and Monica no longer a hot item…..
Try and tell me that if Sarah Palin had pics like these come out that Repiblicans wouldn’t be tripping all over themselves explaining why it’s no big deal. I am a conservative republican and these pics have nothing to do with why i would not vote for her. she’s hot. she looks like a cool chick. but she’s a liberal, and that is the reason i wouldn’t vote for her. she was just messing around. and she’s hot. so who cares?
Pierre,
I happen to agree, but the plethora of social values voters, right and left, will care.
Pierre, if pictures like this had surfaced of Sarah Palin, Republicans would be tripping all over themselves to denounce her and drum her out of the party.
Are photos like this enough to derail a promising young woman’s political career?
We’ll have to wait until it happens to a Republican to find out.
Wow, I didn’t realize that is what her website meant by house party! I’m signing up right now!
I feel sorry for the guy who became famous wearing a dildo on his face.
Greg, I know the Ken Mehlman story is now six weeks old, but could you do a “What’s Up with Republicans and Gay Anal Sex?” article?
PW Resident said on 6 Oct 2010 at 7:12 am:
Let’s see. Democrats are trashing Christine O’Donnell over saying that she didn’t try the Hare Krishna religion because she likes meat, but none of them see anything wrong with this? Curious.
No, PW Resident, people are trashing O’Donnell for saying she has secret plans of a Chinese takeover of America, for saying evolution is a lie because monkeys aren’t composing symphonies, for saying masterbation is adultery, and for saying scientists have created mice with fully-developed human brains. Crazy people, especially those seeking public office, deserve a good trashing.
These pics are embarassing to her, since her opponent made them public, and they won’t help her political career. But other than that, there’s nothing wrong with them. Unless you’re the sort who has never seen a woman naked with the light on, or who blushes if a joke contains the word “boobs”, or are someone pining for a return to the Victorian era.
Juvenal asked: “Are photos like this enough to derail a promising young woman’s political career”?
In response to your question Juvenal….I don’t know what she’s “promising,” but her b/f certainly seems to have a pretty good idea. Do you know of her promises?
If your question meant “promising” in the sense of probably or likely “successful,” I’d have to say that’s an unfounded presumption in itself. If your question had been, “Are photos like this enough to derail a woman’s political career”? I’d have to say “yes,” but as in the case of “Krystal Ball,” it just may have been derailed from the very git-go — pics or no pics.
I think everyone is missing the point here. Where did the pictures come from? And why hasn’t anyone from the media tried to contact her ex-husband. I am sure he is pissed that his hot ass wife, who he dated most of his young adult like, left him for a fat slob. This would be prime time Jerry Springer type of showdown there!
oh look, more trash from the right, God knows they can’t discuss issues vs. dirt.
Issues, Henna? Rob Wittman has been going around the district talking issues to people. Krystal has been going around with a cardboard cutout of Rob poking fun at him. She’s upset about not getting her 23 debates with him. The man does have a job to do on Capitol Hill as well as campaign. And besides, who would want to debate a 28 year old who still has the mentality of a high school student. Krystal Ball needs to grow up and mature a little more before she takes on Congress, or a town council, for that matter.
Henna- Are you serious?
I have talked “issues” with Rob dozens and dozens of times. The man is a policy wonk. It is what he does.
I’ve listened to Ball’s issues: Pro single payer public option, pro gay marriage, pro higher taxes for numerous pet programs, pro union, etc… That is not this voter’s idea of success, that is not this district’s idea of success and that is not this nation’s idea of success.
It is the same progressive mentality that Ball carries that is making this nation weak.
People’s sex lives generally have nothing to do with their ability to govern, do their jobs, raise kids, be good citizens.
Unless they’re in-the-closet gay males trying to prove how straight they are, by being homophobic. Like the recently outed gay politician from Sacramento, CA. To his credit, he admitted this (well, after being photographed coming out (ha ha) from a gay bar), and went on to pledge a reversal of course - he no longer will adopt a homophobic anti-gay stance in his voting on issues of sexual justice.
In any case - yep, Republican, Independent, Democratic, Libertarian, Green - all candidates are people first, and people have sex lives, and the right to privacy.
Personally, I applaud her decision to go forward into politics, even though - wow, some racy pics from eight years ago. As exist of many of us. Which is nothing to be ashamed about at all. I’m glad people with healthy sex lives are in politics.
Take Scott Brown (R-MA) for example. Cool, he posed nude in Playgirl years ago. Fine. Great that he’s sex-positive enough (not ashamed) to run for Senate! I hoped he wouldn’t win not due to anything at all about his sex life, but rather his (mainly, economic) policies.
Ignoring the few staunchly anti-sex or conspiracy peeps warped by fear, anger, hate - a pleasantly large proportion of the comments here are from people coming from relatively reasonably perspectives.
This is who I’m writing for.
We’re all better off when more politicians take principled stands, like Krystal Ball is doing. Her sex life is her own business. Personally, I’m proud of her. She has fun, she’s not full of guilt about her sexuality, she’s not a hypocrite.
I’d be happy if more of our elected officials - Republican & Democratic alike - could say the same thing.
TruthBeKnown….is that you’re an idiot! You call the Republican Party hateful, corrupt, and manipulative, then how you explain the Democratic Party.
Personally, I think both parties are hacks. The great thing I like about the Tea Party people is that they are showing the cracks that our American political party system have. I vote for the person, not the party.
And after saying that, I believe that Krystal Ball, the person, is a dope married to a two bit con artist. I believe her campaign manager had those pictures of her releases because she was 30 points behind Wittman, and nothing gets press quicker than ’scandalous photos’. Danny Barefoot (Ball’s campaign manager) definitely knows how to take advantage of a scandal since he went around telling everyone two years ago that he had a homosexual relationship with Glenn Nye. Gained him some exposure.
Which brings the question….the media was all over covering the story of her pictures but completely ignored the story on her shady financial dealings and her so called ’small business’ (Shocker there since they also completely ignored the story on Eleanor Holmes Norton shaking down a lobbyist for money). So, Washington Post, LA Times, New York Times, The Today Show……y’all now rank up there with TMZ and Us Magazine as promoting gossip rather than hard news. As they say in the vacuum cleaner busines……YOU SUCK!
It is really hard to understand her position and take her seriously after seeing a dildo in her mouth. Congresswoman Dildo? Give me a break.
Greg, you always amaze me by getting the real story out there.
But I think you made an error in judgment on this one. I believe this is not a Dominatrix costume, but a skimpy witch costume. And if that is, indeed, the case, I suppose liberals will have to condemn her.
And I don’t see a condom on the dildo. What message does that send to kids?
Juvenal, you’re either an idiot or in total denial. You know that if photos like these were of Sarah Palin you and all your buddies would be defending her to the hilt. This was just a few friends having fun. No more, no less. I’m sure you were one of those who defended “I’m no fag” Larry Craig while he was doing his stall dance at the airport. There have been so many sex scandals in the Republican party it’s laughable. And yet you keep voting for them. Hmmm….
Thanks for the post. You inspired me to do a little parody of my own!
EGAD!! This bimbo is a serious candidate? Totally irresponsible. Though…she demonstrates she might have what it takes to get “things” done on the Hill. Whitman gets my vote.
Calling Bill Maher.
I’m sure he will be ready to post these shots on his show…for the humor of it lol.
This “lady” needs to be trashed like O’donnell and Palin lol.
Waiting for lamestream media to jump in now.
If she looks like a porn star and has a name like a porn star, I’d say she should be a porn star. $5 mil would buy a pretty sweet boob job.
I don’t see a party, I see three maybe four people some liquor and some sex toys. So technically yes, that’s a party, but one more likely found in the back room at video stores.
That’s not a party. That’s foreplay for an orgy!
1. if this was preamble to an ‘orgy’, where are the ensuing nood ph0t0s? why take pix of only the bland part of the evening?
2. unlike palin’s turkey factory or dukakis’ tank head, these pix were intended as (weak) humor (and presumably personal pix, not pix for goofed press releases).
anyway, as suggested in earlier comment, a spouse’s questionable financial past would be more significant.
I love how this is a “non-issue” but all I hear about on the news/blogs/Huffposts is “O’Donnell is a witch” based on 2 sentences from a worthless tv program that was clearly exploiting her youthful naivate’.
How about everybody stick to issues like FIX THE ECONOMY SO I CAN GET A F&*%&*G JOB!!! or stop stealing the pittance I manage to earn to give it to someone who could careless about working. MY BACK POCKET IS NOT OBAMA’S STASH.
I heard OBAMA was taking the pictures, one hand on the camera and you can guess where his other hand was.
It doesn’t really seem like that big a deal to me. Actually looks like a fairly calm party for 22 year olds. We have to stop hammering each other over these stupid things and start figuring how to fix the country. If we keep doing this crap we all die.
I think she’s pretty and smart and honest. She’s got my vote.
Whats the big deal? If it were a real dick it would still be OK. When are prople going to start acting in public whats going on in their minds. Wow, what a different world this would be! I think shes as normal as it gets. I wouldn’t want any tight assed thumper in Congress anyway. We need people who are “normal” people to represent us in Congress. No one should be elected who wasn’t born in the US and raised throughout their childhood as an AMERICAN. Without that background, they cannot possibly understand what America is about.
So in your mind it’s “normal” for someone to fellate a plastic penis tied to a guy’s face on camera. Wow, I must know a lot of “abnormal” people.
Have you tried Flickr or Picasa for hosting?
Now I don’t know about the rest of you, but my teen years up unto college and part of my military service was filled with a lot of wild times. I’m sure I did things that some would people would consider outrageous behavior, but that’s what you do when you are young. You have fun. I never even considered that I needed to act like some pompous dweeb hoping for a career in the Vatican.
I am by no means a liberal as a lot of my views are definitely in the conservative camp of things, but I have enough sense to know that when you are 22, you do stupid things. EVERYONE DOES! If you try and pretend that you didn’t, then you are lying to yourself and those around you. I certainly hope people don’t hold things against me that I did 20 years ago when I was in college.
i see nothing wrong with the pictures it was a party;you dumb old fogies.i bet all of dropped your pants,or farted,or put on a dumb republican outfit to portray a humping elephant,wake up you morrons.this is 2010
This is what it comes to, Democratic Candidates that represent the best of US. Fags Lesbians, Dildos, communist, Marxists, Liberals and Progressives. Oh My.
Ha! Libtards are going to keep saying this is a non-issue. It is also a culture war as much as it is about lowering taxes, the deficit and the size of the federal government. Don’t think otherwise. Libtards will bless their own while flinging as many arrows as they can at the conservative side. In my mind, the liberals brought this type of internal war on themselves. So it’s coming back at ya. Well, gonna cry now? Gonna have your hollywood libtards come bail you out with a gathering on the mall for toning down the rhetoric?
Go cry me a river. Libtards deserve every last bit of hatred they can get. Libs hate conservatives and conservatives hate libs. It’s getting worse and I daresay it could come down to, sometime in the future, another civil war.
That’d be LOVELY! Until then….cry.