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Set Yourself On Fire And Win

By Greg L | 18 December 2010 | Local Media, Humor & Satire | No Comments

Sometimes what you see in the local paper just makes you go ‘huh?’

According to the National Fire Protection Association, candles cause four percent of all reported house fires in the U.S., 10 percent of fire injuries and six percent of fire deaths.

The Folkstone Road blaze caused at least $100,000 to the house.

If I set myself on fire, would that cause $100,000 to me?

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