Please, if you’re one of those moonbats who think “Global Warming” is anything other than a sick, hyper-alarmist fabrication, please put one of these idiotic bumper stickers on your car. As a matter of public safety, being able to identify and keep well clear of motor vehicle operators whose judgment and abilities are so severely impaired will help us continue Virginia’s record of consistent improvements in highway safety.
They’re also great for laughs. Really.
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