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Cooch-Truthers?

By Greg L | 30 December 2010 | National Politics, Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 10 Comments

Please, if you’re one of those moonbats who think “Global Warming” is anything other than a sick, hyper-alarmist fabrication, please put one of these idiotic bumper stickers on your car.  As a matter of public safety, being able to identify and keep well clear of motor vehicle operators whose judgment and abilities are so severely impaired will help us continue Virginia’s record of consistent improvements in highway safety.

They’re also great for laughs.  Really.



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  1. Anonymous said on 31 Dec 2010 at 8:20 am:
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    Former Obama Czar Van Jones on How He Oversaw The Wealth Redistribution of “Green” Stimulus Dollars to The New Black Panthers…

    This “green” nonsense is simply a trojan horse being used by the radical left to jam their Socialist agenda down our throats under the guise of helping the environment…

    http://weaselzippers.us/2010/12/30/former-obama-czar-van-jones-on-how-he-oversaw-wealth-redistribution-of-green-stimulus-dollars-to-the-new-black-panthers/

    Mayor Bloomberg’s Spanish Snow Address Translated for Our English Speaking Audience

    “My fellow Spanish-speaking New Yorkers. You may have noticed a large amount of a white substance that has been accumulating outside for some time now. I want to reassure anybody who might fear for his or her safety that the substance is not salt. I repeat, it is not salt. I’ve also heard claims that the substance might be sugar. Thankfully, this is not true. Our Health Department has tested the substance and assures me that it is indeed snow.
    Now, the bad news. It’s a fact that global warming is making snowstorms worse. And, as I’ve said before, global warming is comparable to terrorism. Ergo, our city has suffered a terrorist attack of sorts. But at least it’s not salt.

    Additionally, the Health Department has asked me to remind everyone of the proper technique for shoveling snow — 1) Don’t smoke; 2) lift with your legs; 3) seriously, don’t even think about smoking 4) recognize and understand that, yes, the snow is all white and in no way a fair representation of our great city, but it is only snow. Definitely not salt! Thank you for your attention. As-Salamu Alaykum.”

    http://michellemalkin.com/2010/12/28/mayor-bloombergs-spanish-snow-address/

  2. Isophorone said on 31 Dec 2010 at 9:36 am:
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    Wow! If this is for real, these people are truly afraid of Ken Cuccinelli!

  3. Anonymous said on 31 Dec 2010 at 5:23 pm:
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    Cuccinelli is not a hoax. He is an idiot but he isn’t a hoax.

  4. Isophorone said on 1 Jan 2011 at 9:17 am:
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    It’s funny how people who think Cuccinelli is an idiot refuse to debate him!

  5. Anonymous said on 1 Jan 2011 at 4:57 pm:
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    ISophorone, I voted for him and still think he is an idiot. How funny is that? BTW - who refused to debate him while calling him an idiot. I bet that isn’t as funny as you claim.

  6. Shootfirst said on 1 Jan 2011 at 10:33 pm:
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    All this is a distraction.

    Area 51 is for real - the air force is a hoax….

  7. Isophorone said on 2 Jan 2011 at 8:51 pm:
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    Anonymous, I have noticed that a lot of people who are critical of Ken Cuccinelli are afraid of debating him. Making ad hominem attacks is so much easier! And perhaps you can expand on what quality of the Attorney General causes you to think him an idiot given that you have voted for him. So I take it you would vote to re-elect Cuccinelli (or vote for him for higher office)? ;)

  8. Another Anonymous said on 3 Jan 2011 at 11:39 am:
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    I initially supported a different candidate for the nomination and was at first bummed to see Cuccinelli get the nod. Nevertheless, Cuccinelli was infinitely > Shannon in every way. I had no issue with supporting him.

    Cuccinelli has been great as the Attorney General. He’s a very smart guy. He’s a fine lawyer. You can disagree with him, but he’s not an idiot.

    Global warming may or may not be real. The government has backpedaled and is calling it climate change. Climate change is

  9. Another Anonymous said on 3 Jan 2011 at 11:42 am:
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    Okay, it cut off part of my comment. To continue as best I can:

    Climate change is less scary than global warming. That climate changes over the long haul is a given. It could get warmer, it could get colder, it could be an eensy teensy change one way or the other. But it will change.

    Sierra Club strike me as the ones who are idiots here. They stir up hysteria.

    Conservation is a good thing. It is a good choice. Choosing to pollute less is also a good choice.

    Hysteria is not a good thing.

  10. Cynic said on 3 Jan 2011 at 9:03 pm:
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    At the National level, the Sierra Club is run by a bunch of hypocrites. During the sixties and seventies they told us to limit the size of our families while they supported not only immigration but illegal immigration.

    Numbers USA did an article on their contradictory and hypocritical position on this issue.

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