apparently involves midgets. Now we can really say we have it all in Manassas, since there’s going to be midget wrestling at the Manassas Hard Times Cafe next month.
I wonder if this is going to be a black tie event?
HALF PINT BRAWLERS from SpikeTV and Jackass3D will be at Hard Times in Manassas on Friday, February 18th !! Don’t Be Ashamed. You Know You Want To See This!
Tickets On Sale Monday January 31st
$15 in advance
$20 at the door
DON’T MISS THIS THE CRAZINESS!!
I await with baited breath, I tell you…
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