The new Congressional redistricting map is out and it turns out to be even a little stranger than the map we were teased with earlier. Folks in my neighborhood, those west of Manassas and south of Rt. 29 are all in the 1st Congressional district, currently represented by Rob Wittman. At least we didn’t get drawn into Gerry Connolly’s 11th District, which meanders from Quantico to Alexandria to Centreville to Herndon, and barely anything in between.
I guess Rob liked how we tore down Krystal Ball last cycle, but I didn’t expect him to want to scoop up my neighborhood as a means of saying thanks.
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