Poor, little, criminally-bent hard-up dude. He can’t find a date. He can’t afford something inflatable. To top it off he gets caught by the cops inside the closet of the Woodbridge MVC Late Night store in flagrante dilecto with a blow-up doll. The suspect’s name is — get this — “Little Jim.”
I so value the adult stores in Prince William County. What an asset they are. They always seem to attract the best and brightest, don’t they?
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