From the “truth is stranger than fiction department” comes this gem: a man tries a do-it-yourself home cremation of his Rottweiler, which died the week before. The result was $70,000 in fire damage to his home and a likely citation for burning without a permit.
In related news, a Unitarian Church is expunging from their hymnal any hymns that reference God, just so they don’t upset the proportion of the congregation that believes in , well, nothing.
You can’t make this stuff up, folks.
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