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PWC News Of The Weird

By Greg L | 13 July 2011 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 8 Comments

From the “truth is stranger than fiction department” comes this gem: a man tries a do-it-yourself home cremation of his Rottweiler, which died the week before.  The result was $70,000 in fire damage to his home and a likely citation for burning without a permit.

In related news, a Unitarian Church is expunging from their hymnal any hymns that reference God, just so they don’t upset the proportion of the congregation that believes in , well, nothing.

You can’t make this stuff up, folks.



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8 Comments

  1. Raymond Beverage said on 13 Jul 2011 at 8:55 pm:
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    Greg, if you think the Unitarians are doing some “editing”, the United Church of Christ General Synod earlier this month moved to change their Constitution and Bylaws to remove all references to God as “God the Father”, and further define their view on the Trinity. Got this little gem from a retired Army Chaplain I know:

    http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=318981

  2. Maureen said on 14 Jul 2011 at 4:31 am:
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    Then what are these “churches” about? I thought that you went to church because of God.

  3. Freedom said on 14 Jul 2011 at 4:55 am:
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    With all the craziness going on these days, doesn’t it just make ya wonder “What is this world coming to”? Frankly, it’s scarey…:(

  4. Steve Thomas said on 14 Jul 2011 at 8:29 am:
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    2 Timothy 3: 1-8

    But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God— having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them.

    They are the kind who worm their way into homes and gain control over weak-willed women, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires, always learning but never able to acknowledge the truth. Just as Jannes and Jambres opposed Moses, so also these men oppose the truth—men of depraved minds, who, as far as the faith is concerned, are rejected. But they will not get very far because, as in the case of those men, their folly will be clear to everyone.

  5. Tyler Durden said on 14 Jul 2011 at 1:40 pm:
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    Steve:

    We have among us in this County those who have wormed their way into it and gained control over weak-willed women.

  6. Steve Thomas said on 14 Jul 2011 at 2:19 pm:
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    Tyler,

    I think Paul’s point was there will be many who claim to have “the truth”, and will go to great lengths to mask this in a “Godly” message. It will be a sign of the approaching end of this world. They will claim to be “progressive”, “learned”, but will teach things in direct contradiction to the scriptures.

    When confronted with a message that doesn’t sound quite right, I usually ask where in scripture I might find something to support the speaker’s assertion. It usually turns out their basis is “well, that’s how I feel” or “so-and-so said this”.

  7. Tyler Durden said on 14 Jul 2011 at 3:09 pm:
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    Steve:

    Sounds like the ACLU and other supporters of the illegal aliens to me.

  8. Isophorone said on 15 Jul 2011 at 6:10 am:
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    Even liberal Garrison Keillor once made this joke about Unitarians:

    “Why don’t Unitarians sing in choirs? They keep reading ahead in the hymnal to see if they agree with the lyrics!”

    I once heard this story from a principal of a Jewish religious school. She got into an argument with a couple (from Falls Church, of course) who was enrolling their daughter in the school. Apparently, the girl’s mother (who was the nominally Jewish one) objected to the fact that the religious school was teaching about G-d.

    So for their next trick, the Unitarians and UCC will refrain from singing “America the Beautiful.” Maybe Rev. Jeremiah Wright (of Obama’s UCC congregation) can come up with “Damn AmeriKKKa the Beautiful” or something like that.

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