Because “hoarding” has suddenly become such a grave concern in Prince William County, taxpayers are going to be shelling out $75,000 a year so we can hire a leader for a “hoarding task force.” The rationale? Well, apparently Arlington and Fairfax have one of these, so we need one, too. Clearing out illegal alien day laborers who pose immediate health and safety threats to county residents remains on-hold though, as there isn’t money in the budget for that.
Keep those drapes closed, folks. That peeping tom is actually a government employee now.
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