Delegate Scott Lingamfelter has a Democrat challenger this cycle, and it was worth looking at Roy Coffey’s finance disclosure this reporting period to try to figure out how he spent more money than he took in to leave him with only a paltry $5k or so to challenge Lingamfelter. Part of the reason for the deficit was payments to what might seem to be his campaign manager, a Ms. Ilana Kaplan. Now that name sounds awfully familiar. Could it be? Could it possibly be a reprise of one of my favorite campaign smack-downs of all time?
Could Roy Coffey have actually hired “Used Condom Girl” as his campaign manager? That would just be too funny.
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