Virtucon has an announcement of sorts up for the Ham Sandwich campaign that will defeat the atrocious Paul Ebert in November, and lays out a strong case why Ebert doesn’t deserve to be re-elected. By far, the most interesting part of this is the curious campaign slogan that seems to be emerging:
“If Ebert wants another term, he’s going to have to beat the meat!”
I sure hope this doesn’t start showing up on yard signs.
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