Ever since “used condom girl” showed up to take the reigns of the Roy Coffey campaign, I knew Scott Lingamfelter would be in good shape. After precisely guiding the Jeanette Rishell campaign into a political smoking crater that effectively ended Rishell’s hopes of ever being an elected official, the Coffey campaign seems to be a reprise of that debacle, only without money, resources, or it would seem, any sense.
To my knowledge, Coffey has managed to go through a “campaign” without personally knocking a single door, without sending out a single piece of literature to voters regarding this stances on the issues, and without calling for a single forum to voice his opinions. I am not even sure that he knows that the 31st District includes five precincts in Fauquier County. Campaign excellence, beyond compare, folks.
Lacking any reasonable chance to succeed, Coffey has also continued to use the same desperate attacks that Democrats typically resort to when they are either about to lose their jobs because they have been utterly incompetent policy makers or about to become a one sentence footnote on Wikipedia and a one page entry on VPAP as a failed challenger. When in doubt, flail. Wildly. That worked so well for Ilana Kaplain-Shane the last time around, when the local editorial board of a nominally left-leaning newspaper started screaming about blatant lies and misrepresentations coming from the campaign she was managing.
You’d think a campaign manager might just bother to ask the candidate they’re working for a couple of questions about their interactions with the incumbent. You know, little things, like whether the candidate ever endorsed the person they’re running against. Apparently not. That would have been too, well, sensible.
This is just pure comedy. Who in the heck runs for office against someone whom they’ve praised like this before?
If this Democrat gets beaten as badly as I think he is going to on Election Day, this will probably be the last time that I ever mention a Democrat opponent challenging Scott Lingamfelter. This Democrat’s poorly executed campaign has probably ruined it for any other idealistic, tax and spend liberal that wants to try to turn the 31st District and the Commonwealth of Virginia the wrong direction.
It’s probably sunk “used condom girl” as well.
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